#SICK BURN

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

me sowing

me reaping

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

my cartoon for the latest New Scientist

for New Scientist

Good to know my future is in safe hands.

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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

Do the Doctors dance?

One: Pretends that he hates it, but can actually dance very well. Has been known to ballroom dance with Barbara, or grandad-dance with Susan.

Two: Loves to, but has two left feet and keeps getting confused about which step to do. Jamie often has to pick him up off the floor.

Three: Is ridiculously good at every kind of dance and will complain if people assume he’s too old to do so. 

Four: This man has never danced properly in his life. Plus, his scarf trips people up anyway.

Five: Would love to, but all of his kids friends keep refusing to let him dance with them. The sad thing is, he’s actually rather good at it, if a little awkward.

Six: Is absolutely convinced he can, but he really can’t. Has fallen over numerous times and broken at least two different toes after attempting some fancy footwork. Peri and the TARDIS team up to stop him going anywhere near nightclubs.

Seven: He can dance, but only to further ensnare enemies into his plans (no, I don’t get it either). Also, he has to keep making sure Ace isn’t getting too friendly with the person she’s dancing with. 

Eight: Can dance, will dance, and often refuses to stop. 

War: No chance.

Nine: As we all know, he absolutely can dance, but normally doesn’t so as to maintain his image.

Ten: He gives it a go and isn’t especially terrible. Only downside is his habit of running off halfway through because some alien threat is happening.

Eleven: Only in the way that a child does (i.e. having tons of fun, not especially coordinated but is enjoying himself SO MUCH).

Twelve: Definitely can but, like Nine, he has an image to maintain.

Fugitive: Can, but refuses to.

Thirteen: Loves to, but has two left feet and has Eleven’s type of coordination. Not that she realises this. However, as Yaz often leads, this isn’t too much of an issue (they often dance ballroom in modern nightclubs, yes).

Things I had far too much fun making: THESE

Doctor Who Flux - Chapter Two: War of the Sontarans | 13.02

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

A very comfy spot

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