i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

love u pasta

I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

I'm having a great time with this tequila. Send me stuff

@keithkogane Its all gone lol

It tasted like lamp oil anyway

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

So like, what happens when one of the Murphys is trans? Does the curse obey gender identity? Does estrogen make the curse go away and can testosterone summon it? Does the curse affect non-binary people? Is Milo’s cousin who’s “in denial” actually a closeted trans woman who gets dysphoric because of the curse?

I'm having a great time with this tequila. Send me stuff

@keithkogane Its all gone lol

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

colored these! i love you fire man

Bro we are stuck here for ever why don’t we just take care of each other like we’re supposed to

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

I really implore y'all to stop letting the need to prove yourself get in the way of just enjoying life and the people you share it with. I'm using the word "implore" so y'all know I'm serious about it, btw

This is just a dumb headcanon but I think it'd be funny if Soldier had no idea Heavy speaks Russian, and when he first heard Heavy speak it and went

Heavy lied that it's just an uncommon American dialect and Soldier demanded to learn to "preserve American culture", and ended up unknowingly learning Russian.