Wow, Demi Lovato complaining about something? Someone stop the fucking presses! It's not like that ever happens!

People bitch to me about how I'm ~obviously~ the spawn of Satan because I put my Harry Potter hate in the Harry Potter tag where a bunch of fans go to enjoy it and instead stumble upon my harsh words and it ruins their lives, blah, blah, blah. Well, as it turns out, 99% of the time, the person bitching to me about tagging my hate is equally or MORE guilty of doing the same exact thing! The only difference being that their hate is directed at other things. I suppose they think it's okay for them to be hateful about things they don't like, but as soon as someone else does the same thing to something they like, suddenly it's a problem. Congrats on being a hypocrite! By the way, it's actually quite rare that I put my Harry Potter hate in the Harry Potter tag. I only do that when I feel like serving some Potternazis a taste of their own medicine, which they should get every now and then. Hate spreads like fire, bitch. If you don't want to see it, then stop starting it.

I don't really understand why people say swearing is immature. Isn't it rather frowned upon for children to cuss? Isn't using that language kind of an adult privilege? If anything, I'd say making a big deal about someone cussing and going out of your way to avoid saying those words is immature. They're just words. Get over it.

On my Grindr profile, I very clearly state that I am only interested in guys my own age.

And yet, I still have these old timers still trying to get with this and, quite frankly, it gets on my nerves.

If an older guy tries talking to me, I usually ignore him. But sometimes if he catches me on a bad day or is a repeat offender, I will tell him off and suggest he take a refresher course in elementary school reading class.

One might argue that I'm being a rude asshole in reacting this way.

I disagree. I find that the guy that shows blatant disregard for what I want and what I've written in my profile is the one being rude. I don't write the information in my profile for the fun of it. He's either avoiding reading anything I've written about myself or he's reading it and subsequently not giving a shit about what I've said and trying to talk to me anyway.

If I say I'm not going to talk to you if you're blah, blah, blah, insert random criteria here, then that means I'm not going to talk to you if you fall under that fucking category. End of story. Nothing is going to change that.

I have to ask what these guys are thinking. Do they think I'll feel sorry for them? Oh yeah, what a great thing to base a friendship/relationship/fuck off of - pity. Do they think I'll be impressed with their tenacity? Yeah, no. Not likely.

If anything that's just going to piss me off and make me block and/or report your desperate creeper ass.

I'm not going to date or screw around with someone who's old enough to be my grandpa. Sorry to disappoint you. And if that makes me some kind of asshole or bigot in your eyes, then so be it. I have my preferences just like everyone else and I prefer not to go down on Father Time.

I sure am seeing a lot of people talking shit to Xbox One fans and you know, I feel kind of bad for these people. Here they are spending all this time and effort into coming up with the best zingers, even missing out on eating and sleeping; spending countless hours asking their mothers, fathers, sisters, grandmothers, teachers, etc. for clever insults to use against people solely for their preference of gaming consoles, only for it to fall on deaf ears.

The Xbox One fans really don't seem to give a shit. They're all too busy enjoying their new console. Poor Xbox One haters! The nerve of those Xbox fans! I truly feel your pain, haters, really I do! It's a hard life you live; hating on a console you've never even played before and working so hard on ways to bring down the spirits of people just because their opinions aren't the exact same as yours, just for them to ignore it and take for granted the hard work you put into personally attacking them.

Well, I'll tell you what. I feel so bad for you guys that I'll pencil you into my busy schedule to pretend to give a shit about all the nasty things you have to say to me just because I bought an Xbox One! Just promise me you won't get offended and slit your wrists if I fall asleep in the middle of your ranting or if I get sidetracked while wasting zombies with a sledge saw on Dead Rising 3!

I'm waiting for the day when some idiot starts saying shit about how things like breathing, having sex or being alive are considered cultural appropriation if you're not (insert race here) because they came up with it first.

The sad part is, I can totally picture a horde of people on this site legitimately believing this. 

People who sit and bitch about the so-called "cultural appropriation" they see in every little thing are fucking hilarious. I look at their posts whenever I need a good laugh. Seriously, you guys should consider a career in comedy. Your shit is comic gold.

Demi Lovato is a bitch.

Lmfao. That stupid little cunt that replied to my cultural appropriation post deleted her second response before I could see it and then deleted her blog. What a vagina. I'm sure the butthurt association of Tumblr is proud to have such a powerful proponent on their side.

If you think your life is harder than mine because the worst thing you've ever experienced is seeing something you deem as "cultural appropriation", then you can go fuck yourself in the ass with a rusty knife. Get some real problems, bitch.

Tumblr is full of so many spoiled little shits who could benefit from having the shit beat out of them every so often. Actually, this can be said about just about all teens and pre-teens these days.

I'm not entirely sure why Harry Potter fans feel as if they're owed an explanation from Harry Potter haters as to why they hate the series. And then, of course, no matter what reason and explanation the hater gives, it's never good enough for the fan.

"Oh, you hate it just because you hate it? That's not a good reason!"

Umm, actually, hating a series because you don't fucking like it is actually a pretty damn good reason. There doesn't have to be a profound, long-winded reason behind someone hating Harry Potter. Yet another example of Potternazis having and overinflated sense of self-importance.

I highly doubt the hater gives two shits on whether or not you approve of their reason for hating Harry Potter anyway. I mean, really, what are you going to do to them if you don't like their explanation? All you can do is disapprove of it. OH NO! Why the fuck do you care so much anyway? You all claim you're sooooo extremely hyper open-minded and yet you flip your shit every single time you come across someone who has a different opinion than you. And on top of that, you love to attribute that to having read/watched anything having to do with Harry Potter. Apparently you don't know what open-mindedness is, because you're far from it.

Again, I don't get why you care why people hate Harry Potter. Who gives a shit? Mind your own fucking business. When someone tells me they hate something I like, I'm like, "Okay, whatever." and I move on.

So you think you can judge whether someone's hatred of the series is justified based on their explanation? Again, what are you going to do about it? Force them to like it if you don't agree with their reasoning? Like I said above, no good explanation exists in your warped mind. All reasons for hating it are justified because, you know what? We all have a different opinion and no matter how much you loathe that fact, it's still a fact and you have no control over it.

And if you think "just because I hate it" isn't a good enough reason, maybe those of us who don't like the series think, "OMGZZZ IT CHNAGED MUH LYFE11!1!!" isn't a good enough reason to be a fan. How do you like that shit? It wouldn't be so obnoxious if perhaps most of you asked out of curiosity, but the vast majority of you retards get on your high horse and act like we're OBLIGATED to give you a thorough explanation, as if we answer to you. Fuck off, you cunt. No one owes you anything except a mugging in a back alley. Get a life.

There are a lot of people talking about Miley Cyrus lately and the image she has and the choices she's been making. It's obviously bothering a lot of people and honestly I'm here to help. I'm going to give a little advice to those of you who are upset and/or offended by Miley's new image that will make you feel a lot better. Are you ready?

Get a fucking life, you retarded spinsters.

Seriously, how much of a loser scrub are you that you're so fixated on the life and choices of another person? You don't know Miley and she wouldn't waste a second of her life bothering to get to know a loser like you, so why the fuck are you so caught up in her business? Bitch, mind your own business. She's an adult, she's doing what she wants to do. If I'd have to take a guess, I'm willing to bet a lot of these people whining about Miley all day long are simply jealous that they don't have the balls to go out, bare themselves (both literally and figuratively) and have fun while not giving a shit what others think of them all while telling haters to go fuck themselves.

I'd much rather my kids grow up to adopt Miley's personality and not be afraid to express themselves and feel free to do whatever the fuck they want, than be like a certain other celebrity in the same age group as Miley that sits and complains about their problems all day long and milk it for all its worth and bitches until she gets her way about everything.

Don't tweet Miley or whine about how she needs to change back to the way she was before just because YOU don't like how she is now. How would you like it if you had a bunch of people saying that to you? Especially after you finally found yourself or worked up the courage to express yourself the way that you want to?

Miley was under the constraints of Disney and the obligation to be a squeaky-clean role model for kids and she obviously wanted out of it for a long time. Yes, she wanted out of it before she turned 18, but don't go acting as if you or other people weren't the same way. Bitch, please. You're not fooling anyone pretending that you were wearing fucking pilgrim clothes throughout high school until the second you became a legal adult. Don't even try to pull that one over me.

Now she's almost 21 years old and she's an adult, she has freedom (whether you like it or not) and she's figuring herself out. Let the girl do what she wants. You don't like her? Then don't fucking pay attention to her, you idiots. Let's put you in the same situation as her. Force you to be a goody-goody in the public eye even after adulthood sets in and we'll see how much you like it. But wait, you might not have a problem with it because there's a lot of you who are just dull ass basic bitches.

So you know what? Go ahead and keep hating on Miley. It's not going to change anything and Miley sure as fuck doesn't give a shit about you anyway.