Sleepyhead

i have never been more embarrassed

in this house we do grandma activities

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

Good god, what year is it?

April

We lost, all of us. We lost friends, we lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Avengers: Endgame (2019)

And then there’s Scott…

THIS IS THE WORST THING

HATE

this is why we’re getting deleted

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Space Snake

This was the best person I’d ever known in my life. I had chosen him well.

Nota Kağıtlarını Resimleriyle Süsleyen Öğretmen ile Tanışın: ‘Ursula Doughty’

these are amazing!!!!

I don’t know John Mulaney’s wife but I trust her

Harry saying ‘Yes Daddy, I will’ in St. Paul (01/7)

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

Phoebe Wahl BLOOM weaving. Pre-order here. 

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

I can’t believe those fake geek boys are still saying he’s straight.

he’s about one of the three pansexual characters i know off

He is canon as pansexual you fake ass nerds