do you believe that love is a continuous stream?

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

thank god i have pop enjoyer gene in me

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

lord take all of david lynch’s illness and ailments and use them to kill woody allen

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

i can't wait for when we're blogging about menopause

well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

i don't like john mulaney because he invited dave chappelle on stage with him after deeply praising him at the height of the transphobic controversy around him after his netflix special but i cant say stuff like hope he dies lest people think i'm in the camp of people that hate him because he got a divorce for some reason

joining the war on “pretentiousness” on the side of the pretentious

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

I love how one of the popular American anti-intellectual sentiments is that if you think too much about things you won’t have fun and you’re boring but then the idea of fun that they mean is like watching Netflix shows or listening to the next excruciatingly monotonous album of the month or something. Also it’s genuinely fun to be a hater and pick things apart not even necessarily in an intellectual way. Hating and complaining together is one of the best ways to bond with someone

some people just don't understand that (in my head) in my head i do everything right (when you call) when you call i forgive and not fight (because ours) are the moments i play in the dark we were wild and fluorescent come home to my heart

jstor should have a for you page

Lord please take all of david lynch pain away and give it to ryan murphy

once every month with 20k notes: *person so chronically online they've looped* i think we should consider agreeing with the status quo