Yup

pulls off the oversized where’s waldo dust jacket, sees that the hardcover underneath is actually a copy of war and peace “ah dammit, fooled again!”

Encounter: first-draft Alien

“Raar, I’m gonna getcha!”

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

on a side note, bianca looks better than ever

ARE U FUCKING JOKING HE BLEW UP BIANCA

STOP 😭😭😭

Ok wait let her speak

Labyrinth is one of my favourite films ever. I never get bored of it. I love that one of its message's is never let go of childish things or friendships. Never be ashamed of what they meant to you as you get older.

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this too shall pass

HURRY UP

guys I had this realization the other day that Redwall works really well for reading aloud, and kinda half-remembered something about the author reading to kids? So I looked it up to see if I had made a connection.

And it turns out, yes, actually, because he read aloud to kids at a school for the blind. But all the books they gave him to read were depressing. So he wrote Redwall, a story about heroism and courage and making it through struggles, and filled it with so many sensory, visual details so he could give them something better and I just-- that's so wholesome-- help

i remember reading the Redwall books as a kid and noticing that they talk about food all the time. like, both that food and eating keep coming up in the dialogue, and also that characters have tons of feasts where every dish is described. at the time, i think i found it a little repetitive but now i realize he was probably lingering on those details because he knew sense of taste was something his audience could access and appreciate, and that is in fact very—well, sweet.

Don't write a story you want everyone to like, write a story for a few people to love, and they will share it with others who will love it too.

"I prefer girls... and violence."

Based off this twt meme

this is going to be the most redcore post but i genuinely think giant puppet dragons are holy beings

Angels

{ID - seven photos of various dragon puppets (both eastern and western dragons), large enough to need the control of several puppeteers END ID}

I agree and feel the need to add this one I saw at a parade last year, the Dragon of Shandon

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

me trying to explain the plot of phantom of the opera

Spot on 😆

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable