i always forget that fenris is a mercenary in general, presumably as well as what he does with hawke. how offended do you think the party acts when he’s busy with a different job

PLEASE let there have been a job where hawke got hired to attack some place and fenris got hired to guard it and hawke is like “we aren’t seriously doing this are we” and fenris is like “does my word to my employer mean nothing to you” and hawke is like “really” and fenris is like “do the two sovereigns i am getting for this job mean nothing to you”

#da2 is literally the best b/c they're a bunch of dried up 30+ year olds with a regular bar spot #and problems that scale from stupid to state warfare (via @pendwick)

te pāti māori haka in response to the first vote on the racist anti māori treaty principles bill introduced to parliament today by david seymour and the act party. toitū te tiriti

btw if you have been moved watching this haka (or any haka in your life) i encourage you to sign the petition against the bill that this haka was responding to. you can sign it from anywhere.

karlach

been a while since I added a new dog to the collection but just LOOK at the condition of this dalmatian

no scuffed paint, barely yellowed, and not a hint of damage to the battery compartment. I have to assume it must have been tucked away in someone's basement or something for the last 17 years. Also my favorite detail specifically of the pink dalmatian....

little butt spots :]

here it is being warmly welcomed by my rainbow (who I only just realized seems to only have one working ear)

i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

ULTIMATE TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DM:

just do it. trust me. you can do it. 

I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

It’s winter time in Baldur’s Gate! ☃️❄️🛷

(Karlach I’m so sorry 😭)

Inspired by word children’s books like Richard Scarry

"Mountain Climbing Horror Stories" by SoysenSyndrome

William James Webbe (British, 1830–1904), "The Collared Thief", 1860

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

i have a suggestion

lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…