all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

im not scared of flying because i know the aeromorph fuckers working at the airport would never let their wife crash

Zinnia breaks into Steven's house on a regular basis to mess with him (she doesn't even steal things just rearranged shit) and he upgrades security each time. It never works so eventually he gets tired and gives up. A few days after giving up he wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to the kitchen to get a drink and finds Zinnia standing there indignantly like "What the shit, Rich Boy? Where's the upgrades? Where's the challenge?"

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

god I love this website sometimes

one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

@padlocked-quintus leaving the funniest response in the tags

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW

Tumblr Sexyrematch info

In Unova

Giovanni: Maybe I should reach out to Silver. I mean, I did walk out on him and take my own issues out on him. I could–

Ghetsis: *exists*

Giovanni: Really I wasn’t all that bad of a father after all, was I?

You know how the majority of Pokemon look relatively similar to each other and have generally consistent occupations and themes surrounding them?

And how Pokemon can sometimes use human language?

And can be humanoid?

Anyway, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are a type of Pokemon, but no one brings it up because there’s already a lot going on in the world, ya know

A bold claim, but well-founded.

europeans when countries sing in their native language

europeans when france sings in french

Yuji: Can you do me a favor.

Megumi: I would literally die for you but go on.

my hand slipped ?

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

Then I will finish the job

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

Hashirama and Tobirama both have slutty gay energy but Hashirama is the himbo who will try literally any weird kink when asked no matter how badly it violates Safe Sane & Consensual and Tobirama solicits dick picks on Grindr so he can grade their staging before giving someone the best blowjob of their life in an empty parking lot and then blocking them on every social media site