As promised
More to come
fun fact: in france, they also have bake off, and almost everything is the same except it’s called ‘le meilleur pâtissier’ (thé best baker) and it’s 2 hours long (because france). but weirdly they don’t have the rights to the bake off soundtrack, but you know what bbc soundtrack they do have rights to? doctor who. so you get people yelling in french to the fucking WOOWEEWOO interspersed with dramatic shots of opera cake and honestly? mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xz3vBde7xw @harley-hopps you need to see this.
Count Olaf and Jacques Snicket. 🔎
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memetic hazard: *completely decimates my cognitive reasoning and capacity, makes me question my own sanity, induces gaps in my memories*
containment team: we need to get this thing's triggers transcribed and tested immediately. every second we're not drafting containment procedures is another second someone could be falling victim to this thing without even knowing. the first thing we need to do is establish a-
a cool and hip suburban mom, interrupting: but have you tried yoga??
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MTF Operator: No visual! No visual!
MTF Commander: He's here! Room Two Two Six!
Lemony Snicket, standing behind a file cabinet: In most tactical situations, communication between comrades is crucial to keep your forces informed of changes in the battlefield.
MTF Commander: He's monologuing again! Stinger out!
Lemony Snicket, using a desk as cover: It is also important your enemies can't hear your communications, as they wouldn't be able to make counters to your plans. Such as in this instance, where our opponent yelled 'Stinger', which is an anti-riot, less lethal grenade, that propels rubber balls instead of sharp, lethal shrapnel.
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Anonymous asked:
When I first played pokemon moon I legit had to put down my game during Gladio's fight to go chill bc fuck type: null is too hot for me
tru…………………………….it’s much too hot……..
it would be so much better if it was CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN
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artist struggle #46802: did I come up with this idea by myself or did I see it somewhere else but just don’t remember where and I’m just tricking myself into thinking this is my own original idea??
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Photoshop counterpart for/contextual sneak peak at my upcoming Project Crossover tale, which is at this time still in draft stages, but will be coming very soon.
Grand Theft Anomaly is posted! Check it out! http://www.scp-wiki.net/grand-theft-anomaly
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starbound-leviathan
What meme even is this why does it exist
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Can somebody please explain this? Besides Poland took us over.
lostmyplanet
A better choice
“Onward, noble steed!”
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Rare footage of France’s logistical issues during the Franco-Prussian war.
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When everyone gives you attention but you think it’s for all the wrong reasons and that they’re stupid and ugly:
And here when you finally make them disappear:
… gradually.
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My favorite characterization of moon’s whole personality will always be “blankly smiles at everything no matter the context.”
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E3 in 2287
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when you’re really feeling the christmas spirit but are also evil
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