“Come to meet your “real” friends, do you still miss them?“
"You learned to resist me…william.”
“I just want to make a deal with you, as long as you hope, these can become reality, your reality.”
“You just need to relax… give me everything as before. I will handle everything.”
fun fact: in france, they also have bake off, and almost everything is the same except it’s called ‘le meilleur pâtissier’ (thé best baker) and it’s 2 hours long (because france). but weirdly they don’t have the rights to the bake off soundtrack, but you know what bbc soundtrack they do have rights to? doctor who. so you get people yelling in french to the fucking WOOWEEWOO interspersed with dramatic shots of opera cake and honestly? mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xz3vBde7xw @harley-hopps you need to see this.
if i wasnt so dead i’d finish this roth and clef fanfic being weird roommates hours ago
stay tuned for more
No. Stop and watch. You need this. Trust me.
any normal person after finishing roadside picnic: *probs some deep stuff*
me: red and kiryl would make a cute couple
Ok now a real question: is there fanfiction of that?
There isn’t and I’m thoroughly disappointed
Update: the only fanfic is in Russian and is Supernatural crossover
But
It’s here
It exists
Hey anyone wants to swap some fanfic for art
anyone
update: there are two of them but second one i didn’t notice at first because tags written in cyrillic
*opens google translate while sobbing*
because i am predictable af: "things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear" and lichen orr TSME Hogwart's AU + Forbidden Forest + any ship of yer choice orrrr "ribs" + rakugo animu. :V
Shin’s fingertips trail over his ribs, ghost-light, lighter than his voice rumbling in his ear: “With the voice you’ve got in there, Bon, you should do erotic stories.” Bon complies.
Miyokichi’s painted fingernails dance over his chest, counting his ribs, giggling: “So thin, so delicate. Kikuhiko-san, you’re nice to touch.” Kikuhiko lets her.
Konatsu’s hands plunge inside of his ribcage, her eyes flashing, hard and unforgiving, demanding: “Give me just this, this one thing, old man, this is the only thing I will ever want from you.” Yakumo cannot refuse her.
She pushes his ribs apart and grabs and pulls this ugly dripping mess of flesh and bones and lies from inside of him, and makes from it something as fragile and beautiful as a story.
The shinigami’s skeletal fingers press against his ribs, pointing at his heart, the skeleton face grinning Sukeroku’s grin, cooing: “This is what you want, isn’t it?” and the old man whispers No, no, no.
Yakumo canonically treats Yotaro like a puppy
I know you’ll be the one to find this. Tell them I’m sorry. Please? And if you’ve still got a soul in there, warn the next guy.
-Iceberg
I love being a Foundation agent and containing anomalies safely and securely in Sites instead of killing them on-sight out in the field!!!
This is for you, SunnyParallax
hisclockworkservants wanted a happy story about Iceberg.
This is my idea of a happy story about Iceberg.
I may also be venting some frustration. Apologies to the NSFW art side of the SCP tumblr community. Especially maraquanwocky, perelka-l, andscpsmagicalgirl.
Much love to agatharights.
As for Roth… no apologies. They started this.
I will always reblog King Giles and his pink DS
It is the fact he is still pulling uther faces whilst playing
How dare you suggest I did not julienne my carrots to perfection you insolent wench. I could have you executed for even suggesting such, Cooking Mama.