perelka-l reblogged
Interpol higher-ups: So you've slept with Giovanni...
Nanu: It's an open secret, don't act surprised.
IHU: And back in the day when you were undercover you also slept with Madame Boss...
Nanu: You weren't complaining about the intel I got from it, back then.
IHU: And that rumour about a tryst with Giovanni's right-hand man...
Nanu: We've all made stupid bets.
IHU: And now you're sleeping with Giovanni's son.
Nanu: Now you're getting into my private business, I'm retired nowadays.
IHU: the point is, is there anyone in Team Rocket you haven't slept with ??
Nanu: ...
Nanu: if you could remind me of when exactly I quit Interpol, that'll help me figure it out.
*several minutes later*
Nanu, leafing through a mugbook: oh yeah I remember that scrawny one, good lay.
IHU: he only joined Team Rocket 4 years ago.
Nanu: ...look, is it my fault if TR grunts hang out at my local gay bar on Ula-Ula ?