I'm in my villain arc

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

do you want to see a random species of bird

is that even a question

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn't know what was going on you wouldn't have caught it. 10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

she straight up villain laughed!

No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

Horrible government operatives

How sweet he is 🤣🐈

red mackerel tabby

mossy logs should be a thing

Oh boy have I got some news for you!

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)

there are divine wonders in my Spoke

painted the divine wonders in your spoke, boss! o7

OH MY GOD

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

What did he do to deserve this

punished by the council

The ancient greeks were right about one thing, at least.

which one

I figure they had atleat one of them right.

corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

this is the most productive workforce in history and im just doing my part to dial that back a tad

#reblog#this is fully correct#before i sent the email it was My Problem#now the email is sent and it is not Not My Problem for as long as it takes to get a reply

Yes.

can you imagine how pissed luke would be if he learned that yoda used to do thousands of space samurai super backflips and chose to teach him how to fight in a boring way instead

wow luke your moves suck who taught you them.the goblin?

vader thought luke knew he was going easy on him because they were waving their swords around carefully instead of doing insane flips across chasms and moving vehicles. they thought they were on the same page. huge surprise when he refused to join him because it all seemed really friendly

vader in his final moments sinking into despair as he realises his son actually kind of just sucks at swords and it's all the little frog guy's fault

Yoda purposefully trained him wrong to get back at anakin. "Your family sucks and made sure of it I did. Killed all my friends, you should not have."

Kung Pow (2002)