Percy: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
Annabeth; My hand is literally around your throat.
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.
Nico: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.
Will: Nico, no.
Kayla: Mistlefoe.
Will: Kayla, please stop encouraging this.
headcanon that percy just starts referring to annabeth as his wife one day when they’re not even engaged yet.
they’re like 20 and percy’s talking to someone and says “i don’t know, let me ask my wife” and everyone just turns and stares at him, but he fully does not realize what he just said. annabeth dies laughing when someone tells her, but then refers to percy as her husband while he’s next to her just to see his reaction. when he seems completely unfazed, the two just keep referring to each other by that.
the day of graduation, the moment after they announce the new class of new rome university or whatever they do there idk, percy just drops to one knee right then and there.
Nico: I think I might have some mild trauma.
Percy: You THINK?!
Hazel: You MIGHT HAVE???
Will: MILD?!?!?
Will: We all have our demons.
Will, grabbing Nico: This one's mine.
Leo: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Frank: I do have a sense of humor.
Leo: I've never heard you laugh before.
Frank: I've never heard you say anything before.
Nico: What is this?
WIll, hugging him: Affection?
Nico: Gross.
Nico: . . . do it again.
Leo: I was arrested for being too cool.
Piper: The charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.