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Alla Nazimova (Salome)—Undeniably hot, she is just SO camp it goes back to scrungle.

Eli Wallach (The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly)—Tuco, the character played by Eli Wallach in the Good the Bad and the Ugly, is dubbed as “the ugly” but that is just ironic. Tuco is a cute (dashing) scoundrel, wanted in 15 counties, wearing shredded clothes, and having his gun tied to a string instead of a holster. He talks fast and draws his gun even faster. He doesn’t let it on but he feels lonely because his life as a criminal estranged him from his family.

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

This man is horrifically scrungly. This is his first bath in months. On a battlefield. And he's the little rat scurrying around stealing wine

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Eli Wallach as Tuco is the scrungly heart and soul of one of the greatest films ever made. He’s absolutely magnetic.

The opening scene is almost three minutes of tense silence as three stoic men approach a saloon. They enter. Pause. Gunshots. Then Eli Wallach bursts through a window in a shower of glass grimacing and clutching a giant turkey leg. He steals a horse and gallops away with my heart. He deserves to win this whole thing.

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, known as "The Rat," is the #1 Scungly Guy in cinema. He is literally a dirty scoundrel. He is "The Ugly" of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. He steals, he sneaks, he has some of the best lines, he's both smart and a smartass.

And just look at him! Look at his rodential scrungle! This is literally his face during a 3-way standoff for a huge cache of gold!

And here's the Wallach Frolic!! (Potential spoilers if you've never seen the movie)

He also nearly died on set??? When he accidentally drank from a bottle of acid???

Vote for my Scrungly Boy!!!

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