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miranda. she/her. 20s.
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i need yall to know dieter bravo’s ex-wife is the coolest person ever actually. she has her own art studio and loves photography, and she met him when he was doing shitty little tv pilots. she spent many nights rehearsing his beloved plays with him bc she loves him so much. for his 32nd birthday she got tattoo that said ‘bravo’ on her ass because she knew it would make him laugh, and it did. when he got famous she started noticing more people coming to her openings with the hope to meet him, and it made her mad at first, but then she realized she could use him for good and started donating half of the profits to charity. she’s way cooler than him. he steals her rolling stones and tom petty vinyls. she can tie cherry stems with her tongue

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god bless the irish and sorry to paul mescal who had to meet the monarchy yesterday. may your ancestors get their revenge

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this is so ex husband dieter bravo. kinda whorish. too good looking. flirting with everyone. brings his ex wife to every event he can drag her to, and all of his cast-mates love her because she’s great, but he loves her the most. she’s his best friend in the entire world and he calls her angel and darling, and everyone thinks they’re fucking or going to get back together, but it’s a secret third thing where their souls have been intertwined for all of eternity. she gets flustered developing photos like these, because sometimes it is hard to contend with the fact that someone can love you so much without wanting anything in return.

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just me and that open word doc against the world, and i have to be honest its not being a very good mate

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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

  • They just found out what tariffs are
  • They just found out what denaturalization is
  • They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
  • Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
  • Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
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as a half mexican joan baez is a god to me. like you don’t understand. she is also one of the select few of us with a mexican father and white mother. that’s my representation fr and the fact that she’s played by a white woman in the new movie makes me want to bring out a gun

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this might make me the worst person in the world and lose me supporters but i fucking love an irish goodbye. no one will let me do them either which is the worst part. when i’m ready to go im ready to go. i don’t want to spend ten minutes explaining why im leaving and then telling twenty five more people it was nice to meet them. i swear im a nice person most of the time but ill run the risk of being rude if it gets home a little quicker without confrontation

My mom started doing it all of a sudden and everybody usually sees me trail behind her. It's a bit awkward being the only one saying goodbye to everyone after she's left. And we all know she's waiting for me outside like hurry up!

Like ngl I wish I could do it as well but growing up it was her that taught me that I have to say goodbye to everyone.

Also nobody really notices unless we're at the house with the door that shuts SUPER loudly no matter what you do, or the place in which there's only one way to leave and you have to squeeze past everyone to get out, so it's really noticeable when she practically runs out lol. The first time she did it, it wasn't silent but I could tell most of us were like... Why is she? Is she running away???

i can only imagine the mental solitude your mother is experiencing after she decided to liberate herself like that. unfortunately i don’t think i’ll ever be brave enough to irish goodbye in a place where it would be noticeable. i won’t irish goodbye at a small, intimate get together but i am going to want to do it at any place i think i can get away with it at. i cringe at every event where i have to relinquish an item of clothing or my purse because i know that’s it: my irish goodbye has been robbed from me

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this might make me the worst person in the world and lose me supporters but i fucking love an irish goodbye. no one will let me do them either which is the worst part. when i’m ready to go im ready to go. i don’t want to spend ten minutes explaining why im leaving and then telling twenty five more people it was nice to meet them. i swear im a nice person most of the time but ill run the risk of being rude if it gets home a little quicker without confrontation

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PEDRO PASCAL

Attends "Gladiator II" The Royal Film Performance and Global Premiere at Leicester Square on November 13, 2024 in London, England

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