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Penn Name

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I'm just a fuckup in the most majestic way possible.
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dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

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Crop top that says "i love biting" paired with booty shorts that say "i love biting" paired with a baseball cap that says "i love biting" paired with long socks that each say "i love biting" paired with some flip flops

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS ME

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mapsontheweb

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

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bisthefairy

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

Fish in the great lake being like

ohhhh its like a weird horsey :)

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shirecorn

horsey detected! enhancing…

The Great Lighthorse of Lakes

Source: twitter.com
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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

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I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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sour-charity

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

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