“Who,” by Sylvia Plath

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this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

I’m gagging…

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

Ive watched this like 3 times

Wow..

This was so extra but I love it!

HAHAHA

Today’s Dark Arts lesson had us practicing the Cruciatus Curse…on first years. I refused.

October!!! Welcome bitch!! Time to get spooky 👻👻

I’m so glad it’s October because I AM SO READY FOR 2017 TO END

That water is so fucking clear…

type of place I wanna live

I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday

Probably useless info but, the water is super clear because of the carp!!!

that is wonderful and useful info; what good scaly boys, they do their job so well

“In front of my salad?” in different languages

reblog with your target/native language!

English - In front of my salad? Latin - Ante acētāria mea? German - Vor meinem Salat? French - Devant ma salade?

Russian: Перед моим салатом? Ukrainian: Перед моїм салатом? Kazakh: (Менің) салатымның алдында?

Hungarian: A salátám előtt?

Portuguese - À frente da minha salada?

Spanish: ¿Delante de mi ensalada?

Norwegian: Foran salaten min? Dutch: Voor mijn salade?

Maltese: Quddiem is-salad tiegħi?

Chinese: 在我的沙拉的前面？

Greek: Μπροστά στη σαλάτα μου;

Yoruba: ni iwaju salad mi?

Lingala: Liboso na salade ya nga?

Tshiluba: Mpàla (or mumpàla) wa salade wànyì?

Haitian Creole : Devan Salad mwen an ?

Palestinian Arabic: قدام سلطتي؟

Bengali: আমার সালাদের সামনে?

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

yes yes yes. 

Когда за окном дождь, но ты толстый, пушистый кот и сидишь дома, и жизнь прекрасна…

Thankyou for your translations.

I’m really enjoy the new tumblr genre of “translated russian comments on photos of cats”

I don’t trust Maroon 5

why

Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird.

Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. They’re even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And it’s understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Don’t Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed… to name a FEW.

These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. It’s always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, they’re awesome.

But here’s the thing. They’re never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, they’re only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. They’re considered good, I suppose….. but not great. Not the best.

How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me it’s zero. For many of you, it’s zero. If you’re thinking to yourself “what? No I love them, they’re my fave!” Are you sure? Are you really sure? They’re your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. You’re just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time you’d come up with another answer. Everyone always does.

But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. They’ve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.

I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. It’s great music.

But the twist is that they’ll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. They’ll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. They’ll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. They’ll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.

I hope Adam Levine knows I’m on to him. I know what he did.

This is hilarious, especially so because I have a love-hate relationship with Maroon 5 (like most of their songs, yet Adam Levine’s voice really annoys the hell out of me sometimes)

poor Harry 

bonus points if you can correctly guess who is who

english teacher explaining proper nouns: dont forget to capitalize!

marx:

LOL