I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

I think my dog is a lot smarter than me because it can understand some human but I can’t understand any dog.

Lauren Collins, Love In Translation from the New Yorker, August 8 & 15, 2016 (via mesogeios)

How many “best picture: la la land” gif sets are being frantically deleted right now lmao

‪that old man announcing La La Land and having that white cast go on stage was white on white violence ‬

iconic moment.

Before i go to bed, i would like to point out that it was a producer of la la land who told moonlight they they won. The producer was up there giving his acceptance speech and then found out that there was a mistake. Instead of being pissy about it or letting jimmy tell moonlight he told them and give them the oscar. Jimmy asked why they couldnt all get oscars and the producer, who i will add the name of tomorrow when im more awake, told him that moonlight deserved it and he was happy to give the oscar to them. All of la la lands people quickly left the stage so moonlight could have their time in the spotlight. No matter what your feelings on la la land please dont insult them for this. It was not their fault and they handled it so well and gave moonlight the respect they deserved.

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

If anyone asks tell them I’ve left to live with the wolves.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad

me: says literally anything me in my head: that was stupid and now everyone hates u. congrats

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

you can’t be traumatized if you repress all your memories