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if you're aware of the Vulture article on Neil Gaiman, there's not much i can add; if you aren't and you go looking, my only advice is that if you hit a point where you're wondering if you should bail, do so, because the details of his behavior only get more vile as it goes along.

however, one thing i WILL say is to be on the lookout for smear campaigns against the sources and/or the journalist, Lila Shapiro, in the coming weeks and months. i cannot stress enough how brave this article is. if there's one thing more hazardous to your reputation than blowing up a rich and influential serial predator in the entertainment industry, it's making the church of scientology look bad, and she's managed to do both in one stroke. remember Lila Shapiro's name, and be extremely skeptical if it suddenly turns up later this year as the target of some slimy allegation.

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slimetony

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

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lakevida

they said if i do it three times i can change your blog password

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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

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uglynavel

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

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kosmogrl

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

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vigilskeep

i know it’s because they’re trying to communicate through slightly heavy-handed dialogue that you don’t actually have to pay to recruit the iron bull as a companion but it’s SO funny that you ask him what the chargers’ rates are and he’s like don’t worry about it kitten and you’re like okay 🩷 yay 🩷

[back at haven]

leliana: so he’s a ben-hassrath spy and we’re still hiring these mercenaries?

herald: i did agree to that yes

josephine: goodness. well how much will they cost us

herald: i... don’t know

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feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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maryfitzroy

tumblr is simple. I log on. I reblog pretty pictures. I see the most insane opinion a human being can have. I log off

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hijennyt

Lucanis asking Rook for a dance.

Part 1 of some DATV ballroom colour sketch explorations, something that I would have loved to have seen in Veilguard.

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