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Bryce Tankthrust
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this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have
oi mate what's ya fuckin gendies
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thisuserhaspassed
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NO photo taken by me
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"The steps aren’t enough. Feel the music. It’s a feeling— a heartbeat."
DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino
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Subpoena the Teenage Witch
(Salem, 1692)
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Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you
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New still of Aemond in HOTD Season 2
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Anonymous asked:
Hi sorry if this is a weird ask but my birthday is the 24th and I would love it if I could wake up that morning to both Lucifer and Alastor absolutely ravishing reader. Just pure smut and aftercare please
I did fem reader I hope that’s okay, it’s who I write the most so I thought maybe you just wanted what I commonly wrote. sorry it’s a little late, and also shhh it’s a secret because I can’t write birthday stories for everyone due to time. But you were the first to ask and you asked so far in advance so—
Surprise!
「warnings/promises: Alastor x FemReader x Lucifer, smut, barely a plot, tug of war, you are the rope, slight kink with breath play and restraint, attempt at aftercare, lost balloons, mention of dead deer (roadkill)」
🎂 Minors please no 🎉 🎈 this an an 18+ only party 🥂
You weren’t sure what you were expecting when the typically reserved Alastor now (seemingly) tipsy invited you to his room. He was always touchy, but the more he drink the longer his hands would stay on you. So naturally you said nothing at all and followed him out of the parlor.
I didn’t request this but my birthday was ALSO yesterday so imma pretend it was for me the whole time 😩🥵🫠
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A Doe in Fall (part 5)
⟢HumanAlastor x FemaleBurlesquerReader - A Doe in Fall
Part 1 - Pretty in Red smut💦 Part 2 - Liar smut💦 Part 3 - A Tragedy smut💦 Part 4 - Enough Part 6 Posting Thursday April 25
Part 5 Too Much
Actions famously speak louder than words, so what did you say, exactly, to Alastor with your actions that night? You were briefly rattled by what happened in the park but not for the obvious reasons. Despite everything, despite your fears, you found the situation deepening between you two when he suddenly invites to stay the night at his home. Perhaps he had fears of his own?
「Warnings/Promises: Human Alastor x Fem Burlesquer reader, No smut! That’s next part because this part was already super fucking long 😭 , but we do flirt our asses off and get taken by the hand, crying, panic attacks, discussions of murder, dead bodies, you really have to stop smoking, deer, adorably nervous Alastor, this man owns more than one mug you fucking know it」
19 days later… 😩 please don’t kill me. 5000 words here, Another like 6000 words are posting this Thursday, also tumblr wouldn’t let me post this for like an hour , just gave me error messages, I had to copy and paste 4 times so there may be some errors in here so let me know if you find spelling or format issues🙏
“Sir! You were so drunk I’m not surprised you lost it.” When Alastor closed the space between you with two wide steps and pulled you into his chest you giggled, hitting softly at him, “You should be ashamed of yourself. Trying to take advantage,” his hands wandered down your hips, making your voice catch in your throat, “of a good woman like me.”
His mouth came to your ear, “Well, miss, I think you owe me the opportunity to try again.”
I am AT WORK and I feel like a SCHOOLGIRL and my tummy is FULL OF BUTTERFLIES I JUST
😩😩😩
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"Chemistry is you touching my mind and setting my body on fire."
@/hazelfoureyes 's 'A Doe in Fall' series HEAVILY inspired this (The recent chapter) so I wanted to draw it!
Hope you guys like it!
how—— how the living fuck did you draw this in such a way that I actually get uncomfortable and heated because he’s staring at me?
How did you make an image on the internet look like it’s SEEING ME? Im SWEATING
The Mona Lisa WISHES she made eye contact like this
thank you very much for sharing your art with all of us 🥺😭 gonna print this out and eat it 💦 honored my story had any hand in any part of this
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me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults