can you guys please be for real it's because that number has the most zeroes and you guys associate 0 with holes and therefore fuckable holes. it is not only not absurd (and you guys are obnoxious for thinking it is absurd or unique) but also boring.

yeah you posers will Literally say hear me out and then show a picture of a conventionally attractive six digit verification code

Yep. That's me, in the minority.

Look, honestly I just wanted to see the results, so I went the the folks replying that everyone chose the most holes as something fuckable...

Time to be crude...

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

Behold: the video my friends and I send each other every thanksgiving

Omg. I was going to add this video to the string of turkey talk. Lol

I knew there was a reason we get along!

Highly unusual that Bill Shatner unknowingly brings me together with anyone. Typically it's a "all right, we are doing this" kind of thing. 🤪

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

Behold: the video my friends and I send each other every thanksgiving

Omg. I was going to add this video to the string of turkey talk. Lol

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) dir. Leonard Nimoy aka The One With The Whales

Things @reolf has to look forward to... 😉

when Spock calls him Jim ☺️

when Leonard calls him Bill 😚

ANNOUNCING ONCE UPON A TIME APPRECIATION WEEK 2024!

From November 10-16, post your gifs, art, fics, etc. to celebrate 13 years of Once Upon a Time! The only rule is no negativity towards any character/ship! Any post with the tag #userstorybrooke or #ouatweek2024 will be reblogged.

Day 1 (11/10) - Favorite Character Day 2 (11/11) - Favorite Character Arc Day 3 (11/12) - Favorite Origin Story Day 4 (11/13) - Favorite Plot Twist Day 5 (11/14) - Best Disney Parallel/Adaptation Day 6 (11/15) - Storyline That Never Was/What If Day 7 (11/16) - Free Choice

Let me (@dinneratgrannys) know if you have any questions!

Someone hold me accountable for doing this.

This is me... holding you accountable!

I did it already. :) Your turn.

Nope. Go a day or two after and you get plenty for cheap. THEN do this. :)

ANNOUNCING ONCE UPON A TIME APPRECIATION WEEK 2024!

From November 10-16, post your gifs, art, fics, etc. to celebrate 13 years of Once Upon a Time! The only rule is no negativity towards any character/ship! Any post with the tag #userstorybrooke or #ouatweek2024 will be reblogged.

Day 1 (11/10) - Favorite Character Day 2 (11/11) - Favorite Character Arc Day 3 (11/12) - Favorite Origin Story Day 4 (11/13) - Favorite Plot Twist Day 5 (11/14) - Best Disney Parallel/Adaptation Day 6 (11/15) - Storyline That Never Was/What If Day 7 (11/16) - Free Choice

Let me (@dinneratgrannys) know if you have any questions!

Someone hold me accountable for doing this.

Or me every time I close scrivener...

Fic Writing Asks!

🧊: How do you get over writer's block?

🕯: Do you have anything special to help you get into the Writing Mood?

🕸: Do you outline? How detailed?

🗻: What's your greatest strength in writing?

❤️‍🩹: What helps you when you lose confidence in your writing abilities?

🕰: Do you participate in writing sprints?

🗂: Do you make moodboards for your fics or blorbos?

🍂: What everyday things help inspire you?

🌰: What's something you are working to get better at?

💬: Do you reread comments?

☕️: What time of the day do you prefer to write?

📚: What are some of the favorite things you've learned while doing research?

🫖: If you had a tea party with your blorbos you write the most, how would it go?

🎃: Do you write for holiday (Halloween, Christmas, etc) events? If so, what's your favorite work from one of those events?

🎱: Have you ever had readers correctly guess a twist or reveal in the comments?

📝: Do you prefer planning on a computer or on paper?

❄️: Do you write multi-chapter fics, do you keep an update schedule?

🍷: Do you ever write while inebriated?

🩻: Has writing a fic ever led to you discovering something about yourself?

🎭: Do you write vent fics? If so, do you post them?

🔥: What's a piece of writing advice you consider bad advice?

🧋: What's your most popular fic?

🎵: Do you create playlists for your fics?

🧼: Do you ever go back to edit fics or chapters after they've already been posted?

👑: Say 3 things you like about one of your fics. (Asker can add a title of the fic they want the author to talk about.)

A friendly reminder to USians: if you are planning to vote on Election Day, your mantra is "Nothing I see today convinces me not to go vote."

Exit polls suggest DT cannot be caught? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Exit polls suggest KH has it in the bag? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly red? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly blue? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Polls can be misleading (intentionally or not). The methodology can be biased (or simply poor). Early results may not reflect what the full count will show. There may be a red mirage. NOTHING YOU SEE CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.

The biggest Democratic win in swing states means nothing if democrats don't turn out everywhere to keep the reliably blue states blue.

VOTE. Wear appropriate weather gear if you think you may have to stand in a line outside (coat, hat, gloves, umbrella, sunhat, whatever, you know where you live). Bring water and a snack and something to do (book, game on your phone, podcast and headphones, whatever, you know what you like). GO VOTE.

NOTHING YOU SEE ON ELECTION DAY CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.