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Citizens of Tomorrow, Be Forewarned

@payslipgig / payslipgig.tumblr.com

they/them/she in a pinch
Star Trek, Linguistics, Religious Studies, usual odds and ends. Post-college but hopeful pre-grad bc t1 diabetes came for my kneecaps and academia is my chosen form of torment
This feels like a job application claiming I’m a go-getter and lying
IM me @well-dressed-jaguar
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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

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jewish-rock

as another autistic jew, passover is objectively the worst holiday because i can’t eat any of my normal foods and that’s horrible

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aleph-sharp

As a 3rd autistic jew, I agree with both, but *Also* passover is the best holiday because as long as I can reapply a special interest to the pesach story I can talk about it whenever

But its the Worst holiday because there is mandatory cleaning with a deadline before

As a 4th autistic jew I think there are merits to many of these points but wanted to bring up that the food is basically the same every year, which is really nice and predictable

But passover also sucks because you’re expected to read with people watching you

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matan4il

4 Jews, 6 opinions. You did it, y’all! You brought that old Jewish joke to life! <3

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

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artofcereal

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

twitch chat loves bastard idiots

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prokopetz

Honestly, Cardassians being obsessed with wall-to-wall carpeting is a brilliant bit of characterisation on the part of Star Trek’s writers. A culture that puts carpet in an airlock is a culture that has something wrong with it.

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The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because
Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than live forever after you’re gone.
Legolas, building a ship: Hey Gimli have you ever heard of this little thing called breaking and entering because we’re going to do it to heaven.
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