Citizens of Tomorrow, Be Forewarned

Sp…..spirk…………spi..rk…….

Wahoo

Dream is tired.

S2 Jonathan sims hiding behind the thinest lamppost on earth thinking he’s being so subtle while stalking tim, meanwhile Tim is just walking down the pavement, coming home from a day at the bar, and sees Jon standing there. They make eye-contact for about five seconds before Jon just books it, and Tim just doesn’t have time to deal with this bs, so he goes home and decides to be mad at Jon tomorrow.

little gerry things!

i like to think when ed was in his sadgirl blanket fort era he would bring frenchie in to sing sadgirl breakup songs on his lute and ed just shouted out song titles like frenchie was alexa. he’s like “frenchie play total eclipse of the heart by ye olde bonnie tyler” and frenchie reminds him that he’s already played that song 4 times in a row and ed’s like [through tears] well fucking play it again. anyway that’s the other reason why he kept frenchie on the ship 

This is what following through on my 3am ideas gets me

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The fact that Dr Bashir canonically has a foot fetish entertains me to no end

hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument

Pippin, after being formally introduced to Arwen for the first time: hey Merry. do you think if I asked nicely enough she’d marry me instead?

Merry: Pippin. *lays a comforting hand on his shoulder*

Merry: I think it is worth a shot.

Pippin: got it *wanders away*

Frodo: why would you do that

Merry: I want to see if he’ll really try it

#PIPPIN: IF I BEAT STRIDER IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CAN I MARRY YOU INSTEAD? #ARWEN: UHHHHHHH #PIPPIN: GREAT! BRB

Aragorn accepts the challenge knowing full well that, as he can literally read minds, it is impossible to beat him at rock paper scissors.

Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?

consider: Aragorn accepts the challenge assuming he’ll win easily. Pippin wins immediately.

Arwen: well, now I must marry him. we ageed.

Pippin: :D

Aragorn: Arwen please

Arwen: I love my tiny fiance

I love it

Elrond: I don’t like it either but you agreed that if he beat you in fair combat then he could marry Arwen

Elrond: so now my daughter must marry this hobbit

Arwen: I’m comfortable with that

Aragorn: please this isn’t funny

Arwen: you should have thought of that before you accepted the challenge, I’m engaged to Pippin now.

Pippin: listen I know this isn’t actually going to end with me marrying you but this is still the best day of my life so far

Meanwhile, several people have had to check on Merry to make sure he takes a breath between bouts of intense laughter.

what if bashir was apprehended by changelings and they were like “MOVE IT SOLID” and he was like “actually did you know humans are 75% water” and then they punched him