payslipgig reblogged
#comedy#gif warning#terrifyingly real#my uncle is one of the most intelligent people i know#he's a carpenter and general outdoorsman type#but he's fuckin sharp that dude has a photographic memory like when i worked in the snail lab my boss honestly assumed my uncle was a phd bi#*phd biologist#nah he just likes nature#but then also he is dead sure that humanity is an alien seed colony and that maybe stargate is like real#oh and also the democrats will take away guns so that's always a treat on the holidays#and truly the above is the only way to deal with this bullshit#*normal convo normal convo normal convo*#*derails into some wild shit*#*says something even worse so i can play it off as a joke bc holy shit we need a distraction*#rinse and fuckin repeat