Citizens of Tomorrow, Be Forewarned

going through some old pictures from this past year and found these gems…after the curtain closes the first act on the last show of nutcracker, it’s customary to dump ALL OF THE SNOW AT ONCE while the snowflakes are still on stage

here we can be seen making snow angels and just generally enjoying the last nutcracker of the season…when there are 27 of them and you do big party girl, snow, and flowers in every single one of them, this is the most liberating feeling in the world

it’s not just Ryan the happy snowflake here, it’s Ryan AND THE MANY HAPPY SNOWFLAKES

Water For The People, Paul D’Amato

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

I needed this

Oh god. I’d forgotten how funny this is.