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Citizens of Tomorrow, Be Forewarned

@payslipgig / payslipgig.tumblr.com

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Star Trek, Linguistics, Religious Studies, usual odds and ends. Post-college but hopeful pre-grad bc t1 diabetes came for my kneecaps and academia is my chosen form of torment
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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!

(via bookh8r)

Source: mcsweeneys.net
#fall#mcsweeney's internet tendency#my favorite season#and my favorite introduction to it
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