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Citizens of Tomorrow, Be Forewarned

@payslipgig / payslipgig.tumblr.com

they/them/she in a pinch
Star Trek, Linguistics, Religious Studies, usual odds and ends. Post-college but hopeful pre-grad bc t1 diabetes came for my kneecaps and academia is my chosen form of torment
This feels like a job application claiming I’m a go-getter and lying
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zombified-queer

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

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fatsexybitch
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lizardbeths
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quarra
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marzipanandminutiae

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

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wemblingfool

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

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adulthoodisokay
“You’re My Present This Year”: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
GQ

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

#aw yeah#tis the season#internet history
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