i have the house to myself saturday night and i mentioned that to my coworkers and they were like woah!!! are you gonna have a party and invite your boyfriend :) like 1. i dont have any friends 2. i dont have a boyfriend or a partner for that matter and 3. i was just gonna do laundry and jerk it maybe
My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"
Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"
last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"
literally wish my soul would stop craving love for one second
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halloween night and im already in bed worrying about going to work tomorrow i should be out at the club. preferably getting stalked by some spooky being(s) that will hunt me down after i step out into the cool night air by myself with my too-thin jacket wrapped around my cute yet slightly slutty costume but like in a sexy way
the plathtic fangth thtay ON during thex
can i bite you? pleasseeeeeee please please please
You wanna see me cry for you? (flirting)
whos up trickin their treat
actually surprise this post WAS a trick..... hiding... a treat ..... a...
whos up trickin their treat
Hallowing my ween
whos up trickin their treat
i never understood trick or treat why would you ever want to trick someone. if someone asked me trick or treat i would give them a little treat. perhaps a yummy sweet. or a little smooch. whatever they want
i should be a housepet but one that gets taken in little outings
booping is cool and everything but when do we get the button that lets me dig my claws into the hips of my mutuals and shove a massive knot and flare into them and breed them so much that their stomach distends from it
everyone is saying thats the evil boop and like. no. i need hearts and cum splashes to appear on their screen. i need people's accounts to be unusable because all of tumblr starts fervently fucking their holes the second the ability to do so drops
booping is cool and everything but when do we get the button that lets me dig my claws into the hips of my mutuals and shove a massive knot and flare into them and breed them so much that their stomach distends from it
everyone is saying thats the evil boop and like. no. i need hearts and cum splashes to appear on their screen. i need people's accounts to be unusable because all of tumblr starts fervently fucking their holes the second the ability to do so drops
He may not have a prostate but if you go at the right angle you can hit his g spot through his ass and really isnt that what its all about
hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i
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