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charlie gd era

@patt-off / patt-off.tumblr.com

Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire
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My 100k note(deleted) posts can be found here

I don’t use tumblr anymore I just occasionally open the app to reblog photos of the hot elderly british men that reside in my brain so don’t except much

i became a tumblr user again hiii doctor who fans

cba again sorry dw fans were back to occasionally reblogging hot man of the week

But if u want regular silly guy thoughts u can follow me on Twitter @ deathontwogays

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patt-off

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

guys i know i was 13 and my math teacher would mark your answer off full points for unsimplified fractions guys i get it guys please

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patt-off

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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ncah-czerny
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avayarising

No, the inverse of thank you is not ungrateful – that’s just its opposite.

The inverse of thank you is generosity.

No, the inverse of

thank you is not ungrateful

– that’s just its opposite.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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neerbear

“I love this!” “What, me?”

First drawing using an iPad! I’m still getting used to using an apple product, so it’s kinda meh

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thursday

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

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jijarugen

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

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silkwingfood

how the hell do this posts always show up on the right day

How is it that its exactly the 15th!?

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patt-off

ok so i scheduled them for 2 years but if ur still here then you've got no more lolz

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peanut-uwu

green day if they were a celebrity cartoon or whatever

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huffylemon

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to be one man's private cockroach observation moment.

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