Honey Nut Feelios

#i refuse to take this bcs if i don't get miss piggy i'll cry

[ID: a gif of miss piggy in a jail cell, grabbing the jail bars and bending them apart with her great strength. End ID]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

a second frociaggine has hit the vatican, sir.

box car sluts

have ads been getting more annoying lately. to anyone else or just me

i think what websites are not realizing is i will do anything not to see an advertisement. and. if u make it so i cant. i will literally just get off my phone. i will not pay to not be annoyed. the one thing i hate more than spending money is someone trying to advertise me something to spend money on

creatively though this has been phenomenal everything is trying to sell me something so i just Log Off. and go draw. or play the same pokemon games i have owned since i was 11. you cannot control me i have autism and i hate you

kinda going through it rn

we can't be mountains all the time sometimes we need to be small enough to be held in both hands also

Pink Flamingos (1972)

the lament of a daughter

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt

you see, you must bite your gods. don’t get yourself a god you can’t bite. maybe some that you shouldn’t, yes, but otherwise you ought to have gods you can bite. and bite.

and then you must know what you’re biting them for and what you expect.

some gods you bite and they’ll bite you back, which is good. some gods you bite and it’ll sharpen your teeth, and that is good as well. some gods you bite and you’ll devour them instead and that is good, as well, again.

some gods you bite and it’s a reward, and some you’ll bite as penance, some as communion, some as sex, some as simple curiosity. some you bite and they break your teeth or tame you, and you must ask yourself whether this is what you desire.

but you must bite your gods.

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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