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帕克秀 • 2004 ✶ Biology nerd. Multifandom + oc content. God’s beloathed sacrifice. God.
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aaaare YOU looking for a small, NOT exclusively role playing or gaming Star Wars themed server that doesn’t circlejerk d*sney’s Star Wars shows?

We have dedicated spoiler and discussion channels, relaxed moderation, OWO and pancake bot, and if nothing else matters we also have eight chatbots to talk to— Anakin, Obi Wan, Rex, Padmé, Shaak Ti, C-3PO, Palpatine, and Maul— though you’ll need to enable them in your channel list.

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aotc anakin: leave me alone master i’m an adult 🙄

tcw anakin: master if you don’t go to the dentist with me i will lose my shit

anakin when obi-wan is trying to parent him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

anakin when obi-wan is busy fighting a war and can’t pay attention to him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Obi-Wan??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Master And I Am Going To Scream

"you PUSH AWAY anakin? you dont become my surrogate father and enable my abandonment issues and anxious attachment style??? oh! oh! jail for Master! jail for Master! jail for Master for a Hundred Thousand Years!" -- grown ass man and Jedi knight Anakin Daddy Issues Skywalker

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Bored so here’s a bunch of Star Wars headcanons I have; specifically for the Jedi Council members. Some of them are absorbed from other people

  • Ki-Adi-Mundi is really really really tired of people asking him how many extra square feet of fabric it takes to make the robe cover his head. If you MUST know, it’s not feet, and it’s exactly f—
  • Yarael Poof, however, just makes up increasingly outlandish measurements. If it’s a youngling, he also says his head can retract in on his neck like a telescope. That usually makes them stop
  • The Best Jedi Council Tea Cups™ are made by younglings during assigned craft time. They’re janky and colorful and covered with fingerprints and smoosh marks and smudged paint and somehow, tea in them just tastes better
  • You can almost taste the joy and love they imbued into the cups. It’s an honor to be gifted a cup by a youngling
  • Yoda has a bookshelf of them. Very proud of them, he is, hrmmhrmm
  • We jest about Aayla’s oversexualized outfit (as we should), but considering this one post where it points out that Jedi robes are very similar to farmers’ which means they’re basically going to summits and in the battlefield in overalls, that means she’s walking around everywhere in like. Lululemon.
  • Which isn’t much better but it’s kinda funny to think about imo
  • Kit Fisto (like all nautolans) breathes through his skin like a frog. He’ll use this to justify walking around tits out as often as possible
  • He also can’t spend much time in Coruscant due to the heavily polluted air. Makes him sick after a week
  • I seriously think if you threw a ball Oppo Rancisis would have to hold himself back from chasing it, if not have others hold him back. Crusty toothless white dog headass
  • The real reason Anakin wasn’t allowed on the council was because they knew he’d do exactly that to him
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aaaare YOU looking for a small, NOT exclusively role playing or gaming Star Wars themed server that doesn’t circlejerk d*sney’s Star Wars shows?

We have dedicated spoiler and discussion channels, relaxed moderation, OWO and pancake bot, and if nothing else matters we also have eight chatbots to talk to— Anakin, Obi Wan, Rex, Padmé, Shaak Ti, C-3PO, Palpatine, and Maul— though you’ll need to enable them in your channel list.

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