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帕克秀 • 2004 ✶ Biology nerd. Multifandom + oc content. God’s beloathed sacrifice. God.
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imagine an unimaginably fucked up cursed cringe fail AU where a Transdimensional Fuckenuppening happens and Miles is catapulted into the SCP-verse instead of universe 42

Item #: [AWAITING VERIFICATION]

Object Class: keter

Special Containment Procedures: Presently, SCP-[XXXX] is in a temporary humanoid containment cell, awaiting approval for further testing to ensure proper procedures for permanent containment. SCP-[XXXX] is to be heavily sedated, due to the full extent of its anomalous abilities and danger being undetermined. As of writing, it is to be bound with cuffs made of a beryllium bronze alloy at all times, and during transporting, have no fewer than five (5) armed guards and a Scranton Reality Anchor surrounding it.

Description: SCP-[XXXX] is an adolescent Afro-Latino male of undetermined descent. It has black hair and brown eyes. It was found covered in lacerations and contusions that visibly heal at an exponentially quicker than a normal human. It also possesses strength, endurance, and dexterity far surpassing that of a normal human, as well as a highly unstable form of electrokinesis— the extent of which is unknown, though able to easily stun multiple trained personnel instantaneously.

Confiscated from SCP-[XXXX] were two small, handheld metallic devices, the make-up of which not yet tested. Designated SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3, the dual devices consist of a red gauntlet with several blue buttons, and a cord with another button that rests in the palm. A minuscule tank within the gauntlet contains a nylon-based substance that is close to spider-silk, down to the proportional strength. The button that rests in the palm appears to “shoot” the silk akin to a spinneret.

SCP-[XXXX] has the additional property of momentarily, erratically obscuring its appearance with what appears to be “static”, often multi-colored. This appears to be uncontrolled, and causes SCP-[XXXX] distress and/or physical pain. Further research into this phenomena is pending.

addendum [XXXX]-1: Discovery On █/█/2023, at 0█30, foundation personnel embedded in the NYPD were alerted to a disturbance in Bedford-Stuyvesant, with eyewitnesses describing an Einstein Rosen Bridge manifesting several meters above the ground and one (1) humanoid hurtling out before utilizing SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3 to “swing like a spider” across the neighborhood. Esoteric Mobile Task Force Omega-42, a five man team, was formed to track and contain SCP-[XXXX], unaware of SCP-[XXXX]’s apparent emotional agitation, or the full extent of its anomalies.

During a lengthy altercation, three (3) agents were VSI when SCP-[XXXX] utilized its anomalous strength and electrokinesis against them, sending them hurtling into the nearby buildings. Agents ██████ and █'████ were awarded a Foundation Star for their joint effort in subduing SCP-[XXXX] by figuring out its obscuring capabilities, and that it’s completely defenseless when caught in the “static” state; thus allowing █'████ to forcefully subdue it. addendum [XXXX]-2: It is concluded from observing the speed of SCP-[XXXX]’s older wounds healing that the bullet wound will be fully healed within ten (10) hours.

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Ghostflower ballet AU

(aka I was in ballet for years and I barely remember a damn thing)

  • They go to and meet the same ballet boarding school thing whatever the hell it’s called. They bond quickly due to being outsiders (for various reasons)
  • Miles is so skinny that he’s used as a flyer
  • Gwen does this to him and he 1. has a heart attack and 2. falls in love
  • The first time she tries to pick him up, she overestimates how much he weighs and sends them both hurtling backwards
  • I GUESS Miles can face the rampant body shaming and colorism in the ballet world
  • Not to mention being treated weirdly due to being a male with a societally-considered unmasculine hobby
  • But it’s mostly just those two being dorks
  • Uncle Aaron has no genuine idea what Miles is talking about whenever he rambles to him about what he did at practice or the recital but he happily listens anyways
  • He almost ships Gwen and Miles harder than they do
  • Miles does the shoulder touch but in a tilt with his pointe shoe. Gwen flirts back and he immediately loses balance
  • Aaron laughs his ass off for ten consecutive minutes after hearing about it
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all y’all fanartists and so-called Miguel simps are weak. WEAKKKK. Miguel? Wide as a damn fridge. You could use him as a castle battering ram. He may be 5’10 but by god he could fold Kingpin like a gotdamn paper. He could raw dog his way up a damn smooth moving metal train with nothing but his ungodly upper body strength.

So you know what that means?

Genderbent Miguel would be just. As. Wide.

If anything, wider, since AFABs have a higher propensity for retaining weight, hence an easier time with bulking. But anyways, none of that slimthicc Coca Cola bottle nonesense. Give me deranged barge-built Muscle Mommy Miguela or Give Me Death.

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