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帕克秀 • 2004 ✶ Biology nerd. Multifandom + oc content. God’s beloathed sacrifice. God.
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65!Peter was trans. That’s another reason why officer Stacy has a protect trans kids patch.

Whenever Gwen would protect him from bullies, Peter felt emasculated, and due to internalizing that masculinity = being strong (to a toxic degree), he took the lizard potion™.

Another way to interpret the “I wanted to be special, like you” line is he wanted to be more proud and secure in his transness like Gwen is

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imagine an unimaginably fucked up cursed cringe fail AU where a Transdimensional Fuckenuppening happens and Miles is catapulted into the SCP-verse instead of universe 42

Item #: [AWAITING VERIFICATION]

Object Class: keter

Special Containment Procedures: Presently, SCP-[XXXX] is in a temporary humanoid containment cell, awaiting approval for further testing to ensure proper procedures for permanent containment. SCP-[XXXX] is to be heavily sedated, due to the full extent of its anomalous abilities and danger being undetermined. As of writing, it is to be bound with cuffs made of a beryllium bronze alloy at all times, and during transporting, have no fewer than five (5) armed guards and a Scranton Reality Anchor surrounding it.

Description: SCP-[XXXX] is an adolescent Afro-Latino male of undetermined descent. It has black hair and brown eyes. It was found covered in lacerations and contusions that visibly heal at an exponentially quicker than a normal human. It also possesses strength, endurance, and dexterity far surpassing that of a normal human, as well as a highly unstable form of electrokinesis— the extent of which is unknown, though able to easily stun multiple trained personnel instantaneously.

Confiscated from SCP-[XXXX] were two small, handheld metallic devices, the make-up of which not yet tested. Designated SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3, the dual devices consist of a red gauntlet with several blue buttons, and a cord with another button that rests in the palm. A minuscule tank within the gauntlet contains a nylon-based substance that is close to spider-silk, down to the proportional strength. The button that rests in the palm appears to “shoot” the silk akin to a spinneret.

SCP-[XXXX] has the additional property of momentarily, erratically obscuring its appearance with what appears to be “static”, often multi-colored. This appears to be uncontrolled, and causes SCP-[XXXX] distress and/or physical pain. Further research into this phenomena is pending.

addendum [XXXX]-1: Discovery On █/█/2023, at 0█30, foundation personnel embedded in the NYPD were alerted to a disturbance in Bedford-Stuyvesant, with eyewitnesses describing an Einstein Rosen Bridge manifesting several meters above the ground and one (1) humanoid hurtling out before utilizing SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3 to “swing like a spider” across the neighborhood. Esoteric Mobile Task Force Omega-42, a five man team, was formed to track and contain SCP-[XXXX], unaware of SCP-[XXXX]’s apparent emotional agitation, or the full extent of its anomalies.

During a lengthy altercation, three (3) agents were VSI when SCP-[XXXX] utilized its anomalous strength and electrokinesis against them, sending them hurtling into the nearby buildings. Agents ██████ and █'████ were awarded a Foundation Star for their joint effort in subduing SCP-[XXXX] by figuring out its obscuring capabilities, and that it’s completely defenseless when caught in the “static” state; thus allowing █'████ to forcefully subdue it. addendum [XXXX]-2: It is concluded from observing the speed of SCP-[XXXX]’s older wounds healing that the bullet wound will be fully healed within ten (10) hours.

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ATSV wrong analysis:

65!Peter was trans. That’s another reason why officer Stacy has a protect trans kids patch.

Whenever Gwen would protect him from bullies, Peter felt emasculated, and due to internalizing that masculinity = being strong (to a toxic degree), he took the lizard potion™.

Another way to interpret the “I wanted to be special, like you” line is he wanted to be more proud and secure in his transness like Gwen is

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all y’all fanartists and so-called Miguel simps are weak. WEAKKKK. Miguel? Wide as a damn fridge. You could use him as a castle battering ram. He may be 5’10 but by god he could fold Kingpin like a gotdamn paper. He could raw dog his way up a damn smooth moving metal train with nothing but his ungodly upper body strength.

So you know what that means?

Genderbent Miguel would be just. As. Wide.

If anything, wider, since AFABs have a higher propensity for retaining weight, hence an easier time with bulking. But anyways, none of that slimthicc Coca Cola bottle nonesense. Give me deranged barge-built Muscle Mommy Miguela or Give Me Death.

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This is incredibly dumb but are we just going to collectively not talk about Miles miraculously, inexplicably knowing how to ride a horse? Yes it LOOKS easy but it’s just. not. I can’t explain it and I’ve only ever ridden two (2) times, and definitely not in a gallop, and definitely definitely not after running and doing acrobatics for my life.

Where, how, and why would he have even gotten lessons, or even BEEN on a horse outside of like,, pony rides at the fair when he was four? Provided they even did those in big city fairs. This is importanté; even moreso than the resolution for the cliffhanger

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