imagine an unimaginably fucked up cursed cringe fail AU where a Transdimensional Fuckenuppening happens and Miles is catapulted into the SCP-verse instead of universe 42
Item #: [AWAITING VERIFICATION]
Object Class: keter
Special Containment Procedures: Presently, SCP-[XXXX] is in a temporary humanoid containment cell, awaiting approval for further testing to ensure proper procedures for permanent containment. SCP-[XXXX] is to be heavily sedated, due to the full extent of its anomalous abilities and danger being undetermined. As of writing, it is to be bound with cuffs made of a beryllium bronze alloy at all times, and during transporting, have no fewer than five (5) armed guards and a Scranton Reality Anchor surrounding it.
Description: SCP-[XXXX] is an adolescent Afro-Latino male of undetermined descent. It has black hair and brown eyes. It was found covered in lacerations and contusions that visibly heal at an exponentially quicker than a normal human. It also possesses strength, endurance, and dexterity far surpassing that of a normal human, as well as a highly unstable form of electrokinesis— the extent of which is unknown, though able to easily stun multiple trained personnel instantaneously.
Confiscated from SCP-[XXXX] were two small, handheld metallic devices, the make-up of which not yet tested. Designated SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3, the dual devices consist of a red gauntlet with several blue buttons, and a cord with another button that rests in the palm. A minuscule tank within the gauntlet contains a nylon-based substance that is close to spider-silk, down to the proportional strength. The button that rests in the palm appears to “shoot” the silk akin to a spinneret.
SCP-[XXXX] has the additional property of momentarily, erratically obscuring its appearance with what appears to be “static”, often multi-colored. This appears to be uncontrolled, and causes SCP-[XXXX] distress and/or physical pain. Further research into this phenomena is pending.
addendum [XXXX]-1: Discovery On █/█/2023, at 0█30, foundation personnel embedded in the NYPD were alerted to a disturbance in Bedford-Stuyvesant, with eyewitnesses describing an Einstein Rosen Bridge manifesting several meters above the ground and one (1) humanoid hurtling out before utilizing SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3 to “swing like a spider” across the neighborhood. Esoteric Mobile Task Force Omega-42, a five man team, was formed to track and contain SCP-[XXXX], unaware of SCP-[XXXX]’s apparent emotional agitation, or the full extent of its anomalies.
During a lengthy altercation, three (3) agents were VSI when SCP-[XXXX] utilized its anomalous strength and electrokinesis against them, sending them hurtling into the nearby buildings. Agents ██████ and █'████ were awarded a Foundation Star for their joint effort in subduing SCP-[XXXX] by figuring out its obscuring capabilities, and that it’s completely defenseless when caught in the “static” state; thus allowing █'████ to forcefully subdue it. addendum [XXXX]-2: It is concluded from observing the speed of SCP-[XXXX]’s older wounds healing that the bullet wound will be fully healed within ten (10) hours.