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Very Serious Ghostflower hc™:

Gwen ALSO doodled Miles bc she missed him between itsv and atsv but she sucks so bad at drawing and isn’t even self aware she sucks. She puts so much heart and soul into those doodles and they end up all over her homework, on napkins, scrap paper, etc.

One day her dad inevitably sees them and he’s understandably like “who tf…”, not even accusatorially, just curious, and she just starts BAWLING and mf holding it to her chest and this is the drawing in question:

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Guys reblog this post and give me your absolute favorite Spider-Verse headcanon(s).

It can be of any character (OR multiple characters). It could be silly, sad, stupid, hell it could make literally NO sense. Idc just GIMME SOME I WANNA HEAR EM!’ 🔥🗣️

I have many. Mostly Miles-centric.

  • Miles has horrendous eyesight after the spider bite (kinda to make up for the extra powers). He hates wearing glasses bc he thinks they make him look stupid but also keeps losing his contacts
  • Hobie is agender🗣️‼️ and uses any pronouns you decide to refer to him as
  • Miles and Pavitr are the only ones in the spiderband who can cook
  • Hobie can like- survival cook but that’s it
  • Peni and Margo won’t starve if they just have raw ingredients and don’t have someone preparing food but they live on junk food
  • A kitchen sets on fire if Gwen steps foot in it
  • Also Pavitr eyeballs measurements for EVERYTHING while Miles is very by the recipe books unless he knows the recipe by heart

“Dude you have to feel with your soullll.”

“I don’t know what my soul is supposed to be feeling!!”

  • Miles has a grazing eating style. He’s got snacks stashed everywhere. His backpack, in his suit, his pockets, random places in the spider HQ building… and if ATSV is any indicator, he’ll also eat at wildly inopportune times
  • Miguel would try to stop him but he doesn’t even know where or how he gets these snacks so he just has to let it happen. “It’s gotta be hammerspace, LYLA. No other explanation”
  • He also doesn’t mind sharing them for any reason. Gwen looks sad? She gets a cupcake from somewhere in his backpack. Hobie looking extra beat up sad Victorian child core? Thermos of soup he had stashed away somewhere. Peni having her gaming marathon? Miles leaves her a sandwich by her gamer chair™
  • Miles even shared some with Miguel once. He totally didn’t cry in private about it
  • Miles takes it upon himself to introduce Noir to concepts like color theory and primary/secondary colors and stuff like that— aka infodump for a solid ten minutes
  • Gwen has lactose intolerance, but she can and will eat her whole weight in dairy out of spite. George wonders how the rising cost of milk and their water bill will affect this. Everyone else wonders how she hasn’t developed a dairy allergy yet
  • I feel like this is basically extended canon w how popular it is but Hobie’s ass would NOT have a phone. Even if his universe isnt in the 70s, his ass would never.
  • He’d also get weirded out by Siri.

“ Fuck you mean she just- listens to every conversation?”

“Yeah, and if you want her for something, you just- ‘hey siri’ and she pops up :)”

“🤨 that just don’t sound right”

  • those teal sneakers Gwen wore in ATSV clearly aren’t Hobie’s— he just bluffed and said they were so Gwen wouldn’t feel guilty about being given them
  • 42 Miles is a barb. Like, the “will doxx your ass if you insult Nicki”, “has the worlds most atrocious twitter” kind of barb
  • Aaron cannot stop him.
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Ghostflower ballet AU

(aka I was in ballet for years and I barely remember a damn thing)

  • They go to and meet the same ballet boarding school thing whatever the hell it’s called. They bond quickly due to being outsiders (for various reasons)
  • Miles is so skinny that he’s used as a flyer
  • Gwen does this to him and he 1. has a heart attack and 2. falls in love
  • The first time she tries to pick him up, she overestimates how much he weighs and sends them both hurtling backwards
  • I GUESS Miles can face the rampant body shaming and colorism in the ballet world
  • Not to mention being treated weirdly due to being a male with a societally-considered unmasculine hobby
  • But it’s mostly just those two being dorks
  • Uncle Aaron has no genuine idea what Miles is talking about whenever he rambles to him about what he did at practice or the recital but he happily listens anyways
  • He almost ships Gwen and Miles harder than they do
  • Miles does the shoulder touch but in a tilt with his pointe shoe. Gwen flirts back and he immediately loses balance
  • Aaron laughs his ass off for ten consecutive minutes after hearing about it

adding more onto this a year late bc why not

  • Miles first wanted to be a ballerino when he was around 6. He passed by a small studio while on a walk with Aaron and saw some dancers practice and was entranced.
  • His parents were nervous about enrolling him even in the kiddie classes. Read up a lot about ballet injuries, how it messes up your feet/body, how difficult it is to be non-white and male…
  • But Miles was adamant even at that age, and frankly who’s going to argue with a six year old? As far as anyone knew, he might just get tired of it within a couple years and want out anyways…
  • And Then He Did Not.
  • George had a similar experience enrolling Gwen. Even before she knew she was a girl, she knew she’d have difficulties being (at the time) a male, a gnc male at that, in a female dominated hobby. Transitioning arguably did not help.
  • But both Miles and Gwen refused to let everyone’s expectations of them tear them down and even though at first they feel so alone in their experiences, they meet each other and realize they’ll be stronger together and have eachother to lean on instead of bottling up their inner turnmoil and
  • Oh also Peter B is a semi retired teacher that still hangs around and arguably does some choreography (aka annoys the actual teacher, Miguel) due to getting his back injured one day
  • He was initially hesitant to help Miles especially because he was sure he’d quit under the pressure. He’s seen much stronger students quit.
  • But despite it all, bullying, injuries, even possible sabotage by some bigoted teachers (Miguel) , he always
  • Got
  • Back
  • Up
  • Miguel is surprisingly not a total asshole. Yeah he was dickish towards Miles, but he was also convinced it was to make him stronger or see that being a ballerino isn’t for the weak. Somewhat good intention but not great execution.
  • Aka Miles got the Canon Event of being humiliated by a hard-ass ballet teacher in class for the most minor of things constantly
  • Adding on top of some bullying he got from other students too…
  • It did nearly burn Miles out. He’s been wanting this for so, so long, been his passion and lifelong dream since he was a little kid, but now it’s… ruined.
  • What if he doesn’t belong? What if he really doesn’t have what it takes?
  • BUT miggy gets his ass chewed out by Río so it’s okay 😤
  • it all culminates into Gwen ending up being cast as Claire in the Nutcracker opposite of Miles as the prince and onstage at the end is when they have their first kiss
  • Jefferson cried so goddamn hard
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imagine an unimaginably fucked up cursed cringe fail AU where a Transdimensional Fuckenuppening happens and Miles is catapulted into the SCP-verse instead of universe 42

Item #: [AWAITING VERIFICATION]

Object Class: keter

Special Containment Procedures: Presently, SCP-[XXXX] is in a temporary humanoid containment cell, awaiting approval for further testing to ensure proper procedures for permanent containment. SCP-[XXXX] is to be heavily sedated, due to the full extent of its anomalous abilities and danger being undetermined. As of writing, it is to be bound with cuffs made of a beryllium bronze alloy at all times, and during transporting, have no fewer than five (5) armed guards and a Scranton Reality Anchor surrounding it.

Description: SCP-[XXXX] is an adolescent Afro-Latino male of undetermined descent. It has black hair and brown eyes. It was found covered in lacerations and contusions that visibly heal at an exponentially quicker than a normal human. It also possesses strength, endurance, and dexterity far surpassing that of a normal human, as well as a highly unstable form of electrokinesis— the extent of which is unknown, though able to easily stun multiple trained personnel instantaneously.

Confiscated from SCP-[XXXX] were two small, handheld metallic devices, the make-up of which not yet tested. Designated SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3, the dual devices consist of a red gauntlet with several blue buttons, and a cord with another button that rests in the palm. A minuscule tank within the gauntlet contains a nylon-based substance that is close to spider-silk, down to the proportional strength. The button that rests in the palm appears to “shoot” the silk akin to a spinneret.

SCP-[XXXX] has the additional property of momentarily, erratically obscuring its appearance with what appears to be “static”, often multi-colored. This appears to be uncontrolled, and causes SCP-[XXXX] distress and/or physical pain. Further research into this phenomena is pending.

addendum [XXXX]-1: Discovery On █/█/2023, at 0█30, foundation personnel embedded in the NYPD were alerted to a disturbance in Bedford-Stuyvesant, with eyewitnesses describing an Einstein Rosen Bridge manifesting several meters above the ground and one (1) humanoid hurtling out before utilizing SCP-[XXXX]-2 and -3 to “swing like a spider” across the neighborhood. Esoteric Mobile Task Force Omega-42, a five man team, was formed to track and contain SCP-[XXXX], unaware of SCP-[XXXX]’s apparent emotional agitation, or the full extent of its anomalies.

During a lengthy altercation, three (3) agents were VSI when SCP-[XXXX] utilized its anomalous strength and electrokinesis against them, sending them hurtling into the nearby buildings. Agents ██████ and █'████ were awarded a Foundation Star for their joint effort in subduing SCP-[XXXX] by figuring out its obscuring capabilities, and that it’s completely defenseless when caught in the “static” state; thus allowing █'████ to forcefully subdue it. addendum [XXXX]-2: It is concluded from observing the speed of SCP-[XXXX]’s older wounds healing that the bullet wound will be fully healed within ten (10) hours.

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