#hobart brown – @parasiticstars on Tumblr

Guys reblog this post and give me your absolute favorite Spider-Verse headcanon(s).

It can be of any character (OR multiple characters). It could be silly, sad, stupid, hell it could make literally NO sense. Idc just GIMME SOME I WANNA HEAR EM!’ 🔥🗣️

parasiticstars

I have many. Mostly Miles-centric.

Miles has horrendous eyesight after the spider bite (kinda to make up for the extra powers). He hates wearing glasses bc he thinks they make him look stupid but also keeps losing his contacts
Hobie is agender🗣️‼️ and uses any pronouns you decide to refer to him as
Miles and Pavitr are the only ones in the spiderband who can cook
Hobie can like- survival cook but that’s it
Peni and Margo won’t starve if they just have raw ingredients and don’t have someone preparing food but they live on junk food
A kitchen sets on fire if Gwen steps foot in it
Also Pavitr eyeballs measurements for EVERYTHING while Miles is very by the recipe books unless he knows the recipe by heart

“Dude you have to feel with your soullll.”

“I don’t know what my soul is supposed to be feeling!!”

Miles has a grazing eating style. He’s got snacks stashed everywhere. His backpack, in his suit, his pockets, random places in the spider HQ building… and if ATSV is any indicator, he’ll also eat at wildly inopportune times
Miguel would try to stop him but he doesn’t even know where or how he gets these snacks so he just has to let it happen. “It’s gotta be hammerspace, LYLA. No other explanation”
He also doesn’t mind sharing them for any reason. Gwen looks sad? She gets a cupcake from somewhere in his backpack. Hobie looking extra beat up sad Victorian child core? Thermos of soup he had stashed away somewhere. Peni having her gaming marathon? Miles leaves her a sandwich by her gamer chair™
Miles even shared some with Miguel once. He totally didn’t cry in private about it
Miles takes it upon himself to introduce Noir to concepts like color theory and primary/secondary colors and stuff like that— aka infodump for a solid ten minutes
Gwen has lactose intolerance, but she can and will eat her whole weight in dairy out of spite. George wonders how the rising cost of milk and their water bill will affect this. Everyone else wonders how she hasn’t developed a dairy allergy yet
I feel like this is basically extended canon w how popular it is but Hobie’s ass would NOT have a phone. Even if his universe isnt in the 70s, his ass would never.
He’d also get weirded out by Siri.

“ Fuck you mean she just- listens to every conversation?”

“Yeah, and if you want her for something, you just- ‘hey siri’ and she pops up :)”

“🤨 that just don’t sound right”

those teal sneakers Gwen wore in ATSV clearly aren’t Hobie’s— he just bluffed and said they were so Gwen wouldn’t feel guilty about being given them
42 Miles is a barb. Like, the “will doxx your ass if you insult Nicki”, “has the worlds most atrocious twitter” kind of barb
Aaron cannot stop him.