I have evil furry convention plans.

-Legos your charizard-

if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know

ill put it in my mangle

for small things

must be an escaped monkey in south carolina the way she grhesus macaque 🤤

cmonnn this is the best joke i've made in weeks

just. try saying it out loud. please? i need this rn

The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will

do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

LMAOOO I JUST WATCHED ALEX JONES GO OFFLINE IN REALTIME

screenshot taken literally a minute ago, the whole site is now down which means the onion probably literally pulled the plug on their servers

I pulled up the infowars livestream as soon as I found out about the purchase bc I knew this was gonna happen, and oh man. So jones was ranting to steve bannon about how the sale totally wasn't legit. All the while bannon was urging jones o go into the control room and "film the imperial troops", and it was blatant that for whatever reason, physical or legal, jones couldn't do that, because he kept attempting to change the subject (a couple of times prior to this on jones' request the camera cut to the control room, but nothing notable was happening). Bannon keeps insisting jones go in the control room and start a physical fight, jones cuts across him to announce that he's got 100k new twitter followers. This goes on for at least 5 minutes. And the the stream just stops. I'm kicking myself for not getting a screenshot, but the video player went first, then the video page. The homepage stayed up for a couple more minutes before going to a browser error message (above). Infowars dot com currently goes to a coded error page ("site unavailable till further notice") which probably means

1) as mentioned above, the onion physically pulled the plug on the servers

2) someone made a conscious decision to pull the stream first before the rest of the website

I just know a couple of onion employees had an absolute field day today and I wish I could have been there