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In a tidal wave of D&D

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Gay D&D player and DM. D&D, and FFXIV savage raider- Wezznborn Styrgarrsyn on Famfrit. Profile pic by @starkurt and header by @socksghost
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new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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sangotori

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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gruvu
Anonymous asked:

I'm already propositioned to like old men, as it's one of my types. (Weird, I know. Please do not judge)

But DAMN did you make Sherman Pines attractive. Like, oh my gosh, he's smoking hot.

I know this isn't an ask, but I just wanted to get it off my chest.

I hope this didn't bother or disturb you, and I'm truly sorry if it did. I hope you have an excellent day/night.

You flatter me and hey no judgement here so in your confession here is a little preview of Smoking hot sherm.

Inspired by a Marlon Brando pic

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the whole "I got pushed into the far right, because radical feminists are so mean to men, and no one in the left criticizes them for it," routine would be more credible if not for the fact that at the exact same time radical feminists are saying "I'm getting pushed into aligning with the right, because the misogynistic left is bullying and silencing me for criticizing men,"

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paragonred

Hard shell tacos are a spin off of the taco and should not be held in the same regard as regular (soft shell? It's not a shell...) tacos

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spnyuri

omega dean would still be omegaphobic you guys know this right

this man is not standing up for omega rights he is either fulfilling the stereotypes as much as possible to take care of what little family he has left (& judging omegas who don't conform) or john put him on scentblockers and heat suppressants as a child n now he pretends he never was an omega and acts all omegaphobic bc he doesn't want to think of himself as one of them (but he still sleeps with them).

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bogkeep

i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

context for boghorse:

i would never lie to you

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