inconsistency is my middle name

two kings

shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them” and when i told her i had a .org domain registered she stopped her lecture and looked at her assistant and said “she has a .org…” in the most devastated tone of voice i’ve ever heard, like i completely turned her world upside down

So we finally have an explanation for this nonsense:

And that explanation?  One word:

@pining-keith-noises

id think you’d appreciate this

Remember to handle your Link with care!

also BONUS:

More of my klance Red Riding Hood au!!

literally can’t stop thinking about this

any time you hear me screaming or fighting in stuff… realize im doing this. I should record my more intense sessions!

i did it

someonE TAKE MY TABLET AWAY FROM ME

I’d like to thank Bones for whatever this thing is that Reigen does with his hands

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

git gud

Step aside, boys

>using hands.

plebs.

It got better

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

this is like a book

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

PASS INTO THE IRIS

Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

Also in the first episode of the anime Ash asks why a wild pokemon is attacking Pikachu and his pokedex says that wild pokemon are often jealous of pokemon with trainers.

#keep your edgy shit away from my pokemon plz n thx

Pokemon are miniature blood knights who love beating the shit out of one another and dream of joining professional fighting squads that go around beating the shit out of one another and I think that’s amazing