SO ACCORDING TO BEX LANCE HAS A THING FOR “LONG FLOWING HAIR”

OK NOTED,,, what else??

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

BWAHAHAHAHAH. 

the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.

A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre. 

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

the most iconic 5 seconds in anime dub history

A limerick:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

Sea wave tutorial by Develv

a super quick tutorial on how I make wooden board textures. (sorry for the handwriting)

I like making the textures myself, so I can mess with them and embed them easily

here are some examples:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Process gif - from start to end, plus the sorta breakdown and proportion reference sketches I made from reference photos and the like.

Sorry about the quality of the gif, this is my first time making one, and yeah, turns out you can’t just make an animation of 90 decently sized and detailed drawings without a loss of quality. NEXT TIME THO!

Learned a lot, but I really need to learn how to juggle multiple projects or how to work smarter and faster because this took up like the most useful and juicy six weeks or so of the end of the year.

My mind is blown over the fact that YUURI was the playboy in the Eros story all along. YUURI is the one that came into Victor’s life, seduced him for a night, and left him behind, smitten and forgotten, leaving Victor with only memories and photos.

Of course Yuuri was drunk off his ass and forgot he’d even done this, but nonetheless, it’s amazing and hilarious and such a wonderful twist. All that time with Yuuri being like “I can’t play this role,” and Victor’s sitting there like “uh hell yeah you can”, and now we know for certain why he was sure of that. 

that was such an amazing plot twist 

and FURTHERMORE.

this man fell for nine seconds

OKAY SO I KNOW I JUST LOGGED OFF, BUT GUYS

HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF HISTORY MAKER?

good…..bye…..

😂Wtf

teenagershine:

ghibli-collector:

How to Draw Hand

REBLOGGING FOR ARTISTS WHO ARE STUGGLING WITH DRAWING THE HANDS IN THEIR ART AND LEAVE THEIR HUMANS HANDLESS BECAUSE THEY GAVE UP

THANK YOU

I always struggle with hands uuuuugh they are the worst

That and feet…

Just all anatomy in general

Why do I even draw people?!