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skye. 27. she/her. i keep a full queue.
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Grant Haffner (American, born 1978)

Route 52, 2019

Acrylic on wood panel

12 × 12 inches

Private collection

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zegalba
Maison Margiela couture spring/summer 2024 Design: John Galliano
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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

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sarpedon

"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.

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Janeway arrives in the Alpha Quadrant: Admiral: I gave you orders to capture Chakotay. Janeway: Yes, sir. Admiral: And what did you do? Janeway: I made him my First Officer and married him, sir. Admiral: Kathryn, are you crazy?

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bizships

Kathryn: You said to capture him. You did not specify how.

Kathryn: And I captured him in a way that he will never be able to escape. I captured him, rehabilitated him, and turned him into one of our own, what a feat!

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Come get your drinks at QUARK’S!

unfortunately, Quark is understaffed this evening and has to run tables himself. he’s not happy, but at least he’s fabulous.

(prints in progress!)

So, whatcha having?

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The fact that Everything Everywhere All at Once has the main character see that if she hadn’t gone to America with the man that would be her husband she would’ve lived a glamorous life of fame and fortune and her husband would’ve gone off and gotten very rich on his own rather than living together in an apartment over a laundromat struggling with finances every day and where so many movies would’ve framed that choice to go off together as a mistake, shown their alternative lives as some sort of “see? It wasn’t worth it” and had them “escape” to that “better” universe in the end, it instead all culminates in the line “Just so you know, in another life, I would’ve been really glad to just do laundry and taxes with you” changed my wholeass life

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