my favorite part about robert sheehan, who played simon in the city of bones movie, playing klaus in the umbrella academy is that simon would absolutely love tua and if im not mistaken actually canonically is a fan of gerard way

SIMON & IZZY ARE GETTING A SHORT STORY IN BETTER IN BLACK SIZZY NATION RISEEE

okay quick what kind of music would simon listen to? what are his favorite bands?

why is no one talking about simon’s kinda punk and a little emo, but also not green hair ahahahha i cant

(so sorry i had to add jem to this list)

after the disappointment that was this year’s met i present you:

tsc characters that would absolutely kill it at the met gala by sticking to the theme:

- magnus bane

- matthew fairchild

- isabelle lightwood

- emma carstairs (and you know she’d thrift the whole fit too)

- jessamine lovelace

- simon lewis lovelace

- lily chen

(feel free to add people!!)

Headcanon in which Clary & Simon at night when they’re bored glamour themselves, enter an old classmates room and just appear in front of them to make them think they’re being hunted

This is how I imagine Kit, Simon & Clary explaining mundane slang to shadowhunters:

[Doja Cat explains ‘juicy’ to a Classical Music Expert]

Lord of Shadows? I only know Lord Montgomery

So you’re telling me that y’all can celebrate and appreciate Robert Sheehan as Klaus in Umbrella Academy and as Nathan in Misfits but not as Simon Lewis in City of bones? Pathetic.

Simon’s mom kicked him out after she found out he’s a vampire because she’s Team Jacob