Alec: aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Jace: this isn’t lactose
Alec: jace, it’s MILK
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Mark: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Julian: You were putting it in cold water?
Emma: Mark. Answer the question, Mark.
Mark: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???
Kit: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Cristina: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Kit: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Cristina: It takes less than a minute.
Emma: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?
Cristina: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Emma: Like seven minutes.
Kieran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.
Julian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?
Dru: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.
Ty: Do none of you own a kettle?
jessamine: didn’t you die?
jesse: that was weeks ago dude, people change.
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Anonymous asked:
ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/
oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it
he’s a 10 but he commited arson & ruined your reputation
Ty: what are you doing?
Kit: helping Dru look for her box of cookies that I ate an hour ago
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Kit, still disappointed after going to the aquarium: :(
Ty: what did you think tiger sharks are?
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Kit: Every major city has banned me from using their public transport system except Melbourne, Australia.
Kit: I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it.
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Kit: I love Ty just s o much. He’s such an important part of my life. I wouldn’t be the same without him. How can I convey that without embarrassing myself?
Kit:
Kit: [sends Ty a Sherlock Holmes meme out of nowhere at 3am]
Kit: Perfect.
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Kit, reading the mail: baby shower invitation? uh no thanks Jem, I can have a regular-sized shower whenever I want
Ty: give me that
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Jace: Would you take a bullet for me?
Simon: …Yes.
Isabell: *angrily bursts into the room*
Jace: *already running away* Thanks!
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Emma: Accessories can really boost a women’s self confidence.
Emma: For example, I feel 10x sexier when I carry Cortana with me at all times.
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Julian: I hope you have a really good explanation for this
Kit: We have three, actually!
Dru: Pick your favorite!
Ty: *nods enthusiastically*
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Jules: That sounds like a horrible plan.
Emma: Oh, I've had worse.
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Dru: has anyone ever told you they love you?
Kit: does family count?
Dru: yes
Kit: then no.
Dru: dude...
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Kieran: Mark and I know each other so well, we finish each other’s...
Mark:
Kieran:
Mark:
Kieran: ssss...
Mark:
Kieran: sentences.
Kieran: we finish each other’s sentences.