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panharmonium

@panharmonium / panharmonium.tumblr.com

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aangtara

modern au anakin things [1/∞]

  • He’s a big ass chipotle junky
  • His second favorite place in the world (besides the kitchen) is Home Depot
  • He never admits it to anyone, but he is secretly a Beyonce stan
  • He tells everyone that the scar on his eye came from a battle with a raccoon, but really it came from a failed skateboarding attempt 
  • He is terrified of spiders
  • Padme is saved into his contact list as “my life support” with three heart eye emojis 
  • After a drunken dare from rex, Anakin has a small tattoo that simply says “buttcheeks” on his back
  • There was never a time where Anakin didn’t cry at the end of Titanic 
  • He has a picture of him and shmi in his wallet, the time they went to Disney World when he was 7
  • His feelings towards the beach are mixed, he likes the water, but he really, really, really hates sand. Like with a passion
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panharmonium

@apple-grass-and-smiles i won’t speak for all of these because @blastergirls is the boss, but anakin having a scar somewhere from skateboarding sounds pretty likely to me, given that anakin does stuff like this with Dog all the time XD

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Stuck at home with stomach flu, but it’s all good because I get reread Queen’s Gambit (by Bedlamsbard who I’m not going to tag because I’m not worthy) and go through panharmonium, blastergirls, and dyingsighs “Awkward AU” tag all over again and cry about the fact that there aren’t more modern Star Wars AUs. (Also, does Dog jump on trampolines and sit on people? I’ve met a Great Dane who does and he’ll bounce little kids on the trampoline.)

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dyingsighs

Dog definitely sits on people I think. I wonder if Anakin has a trampoline for Dog in Awkward AU… Cc: blastergirls

1.) apple-grass-and-smiles I AM SORRY YOU ARE SICK PLEASE FEEL BETTER SOON THE STOMACH FLU SUCKS

2.) you should check out the single dad au that… oh no i don’t remember their name. dyingsighs and panharmonium and sailorminny do you guys know it???? i should know it i love the art for it, i just can’t remember this person’s url. :(

3.) oh, anakin had a trampoline, alright. a homemade trampoline. (he also made his own skate ramp at the tender age of eleven, prompting obi-wan to put the local emergency room on speed dial). aND DOG TOTALLY SITS ON PEOPLE. usually obi-wan, since obi-wan is his human. (Dog likes to think he’s a lap dog when it comes to obi. literally everyone but obi-wan finds this amusing.)

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panharmonium

does dog sit on people, they ask

^^literally every time obi-wan tries to sit down and read a book

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