Panda

she jack off my trades till im master of none

went to wake the oldest up for school only to find they had snuck one of the chickens inside and was cuddling them in their bed

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

fish song

i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

love me hate me I'm still redesigning fairy tail characters ok

the difference between romantic love and platonic love is mostly intent

love lives in the cultivation of it!!! if you want a relationship, any relationship to thrive you have to build it and grow it and nurture it. you have to be honest and respectful and vulnerable and affectionate. there are some things most people only do with romantic partners, but that’s mostly a matter of taste and custom. people have sexual encounters with friends. people have love affairs without ever having sex. people co-habitat with friends. people live in separate dwellings from their spouses. love isn’t a feeling or an instinct. it’s a sustained, mutual effort. ultimately your relationship is what y’all mutually decide it is and what y’all mutually make the effort to create together.