Panchy the dearie

why, you say that like it’s a bad thing!

Anakin😂:

The funniest thought just occurred to me: so, as we all know, Satine has a “nephew”, and yes, obviously we’ve all joked many a time about how he’s suspiciously a strawberry-blonde, do-gooding total nerd who almost gets himself killed trying to day-save, WHO CAN SAY WHY, IT’S A REAL HEAD-SCRATCHER.   

But obviously Star Wars has never, y’know, gone there, and honestly I don’t expect them to make this canon or anything. But. BUT. If I’m not wrong, Pablo or Filoni or someone once said that Korkie’s (LOL) mom is not Bo-Katan. And like…we don’t know any other Kryze siblings. Could they exist, and be Korkie’s dad or mom? Sure, but then it’s sort of weird that this person exists and their sisters are locked in a sort of Battle for Mandalore’s Soul or whatever and they’re apparently, like, chilling out at the family summer home (and also sending their son to go hang out with his two crazy aunts in the middle of a warzone? Then again I might not put it past this family.) 

I guess the implication is that maybe they’re dead? But listen: it is SO MUCH FUNNIER if the only Kryze siblings are Bo and Satine, because PLEASE RECALL THAT ANAKIN AND AHSOKA HAVE BOTH MET KORKIE, AND KNOW HIM AS SATINE’S NEPHEW. Ahsoka like, fought crime with him once! And taught him classes on how to be a badass! 

Just….picture it. Siege of Mandalore. Ahsoka and Bo, hanging out. 

Ahsoka: So, you’re Satine’s sister. I’ve…met your son!  Bo: I don’t have a son.  Ahsoka: Oh, sorry, you must have other siblings – my bad. I meant I met Satine’s nephew, Korkie, so, you know, I kind of assumed –  Bo: [smirks] Yeah, no, it’s just Satine and I.  Ahsoka: [gasps dramatically and immediately texts Anakin 200 times in a row]  Anakin: [back on Coruscant, becomes so distracted with the soap opera that is Obi-Wan’s Tragic Love Life that he forgets to show up at the Council meeting Palpatine sent him to, forgets to have a tantrum about not being a Jedi Master, and is still sitting in Padme’s apartment in his underpants feverishly gossiping with Cody and Rex in the group chat when Obi-Wan gets back from Utapau]