Antinous: Whatchu gonna do about it, champ?
Finally, RATINGS OF ARTWORKS OF NAUSICAA FINDING ODYSSEUS (BUT WAIT! A disclaimer..?)
Ah yes, another rating, however, l will rate how well Odysseus covers his body in the artworks, l had fun with this. ENJOY!
No.1
-...what
-Odysseus did you wear the leaves...like a belt?
- l bet on my soul that's not covering anything
- points for the arts and crafts in him barvo
-but they're seeing everything
3.5/10
NO.2
-DUDE STOP MAKING LEAVES INTO A BELT IT'S NOT HELPING
- srsly stop
- again points to the arts and crafts in him but cmon
- you can do way better
-and the fact the vine is very long and it's touching the ground is bugging me
3/10
NO.3
- now the artist covered him from us but not from the ladies
-IF THE LEAVES WERENT THERE THERE WOULD BE NO DIFFERENCE CMON
- do better
2/10
NO.4
- uhhhh
- um l like that there's more leaves in the area he's hoping to cover
-but it's not really helping
- Ok l can't focus WHAT IS THAT POSE
- it's very... That
- but so far the leaves are doing a good job
6/10
NO.5
- l mean it's good
- but if he moves more everything will be exposed
- but it's good bravo
7/10
NO.6
-...
- l... I don't- what? Why?
- were you like in a panic you just grabbed the nearest thing?
- you're supposed to be smart Odysseus
1/10
NO.7
-OMG ITS A 1968 ODYSSEY REFERENCE AAAAAA
- but srsly this is perfect
- love the Odysseus jumpscare
-and a perfect distance
-BRAVO!
- but in real life that might be kind of see-through, but in overall good
9/10
NO.8
-perfection
- perfect distance
-perfect bush
- perfect cover up
10/10
NO.9
- l mean he IS covering where needs to be covered
- just not that much
- but good job ig
7.5/10
NO.10
-wonderfull
- it's covering where needs to be covered
- and it's book accurate
- (l think)
10/10
Nausicaa visits Ithaca
ody and penny:
Ah yes finally I'm finished, Ratings of Odysseus and Penelope's reunion artworks let's get started!!!
No.1
-I like this very much
-but Odysseus isn't participating enough
-your wife is on her knees Odysseus do something!!!!
-Aww they're about to kiss...l think?
-I feel like they can just rub noses forever
-love the third wheel back there
-also love the hand placements
8/10
No.2
-l love this
-theyre not gonna kiss tho
-they can stare at each other for days
-and l support that
-the women in the back are Athena and Homer(I'm the chair)
-basic but love it overall
-again love the hand placements
9/10
No.3
-Penelope why are you grabbing Odysseus' beard so aggressively???
-l get why you're mad but damn
-I mean he might like it?
-why are they kneeling
-are you gonna make out on the floor or what?
-"If I'm going down you're coming with me." "yes babe ❤️"
-who are the other guys?
-l don't like the crowd that much
-too crowded 😬
6/10
No.4
-WAIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT HUGGING
-HUH?????
-GOD DAMMIT BE AFFECTIONATE
-why are you guys so lifeless???
-l don't like this
-at least the coloring is nice
-but a hand hold isn't enough
2/10
No.5
-this is too perfect
-I love the idea of Penelope just jumping into Odysseus after she figured out it was really him
-and Odysseus is like "l got you babe"
-this is too much l love it
-perfection
-l like the art style too
10/10
No.6
-this is so good
-Penelope my beloved
-Odysseus is a bit lifeless
-dude show some emotion we don't judge
-overall l like it
-but Odysseus is cold for no reason
6.5/10
No.7
-now this is unique
-malewife Odysseus? Sign me up
-l love it
-Odysseus is probably giving a romantic speech
-Telemachus is flabbergasted
-there are things going on on the background but not important
7/10
No.8
-I LOVE THIS AAAA
-theyre so in love l wanna eat them
-Penelope threw herself at him and he caught her
-EEEEKKK!!!
-ugh l love them
-Athena is like "my job is done here"
-for the third time those hand placements are so good l will eat this artwork
10/10
No.9
-GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE AFFECTION
-ODYSSEUS HUG YOURE WIFE
-why are you so angry? Hello???
-Penelope is so cute l wanna pinch her cheeks
-if you don't hug her l will
-and then beat you with a stick
3/10
No.10
-oh
-my
-GODDDD AAAAA
-THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER JFNDNSKSNE
-theyre so cute I'm gonna explode
-the ideal couple
-Penelope threw herself at him
-AND HE CAUGHT HER AAAA
-They don't look like they will kiss but it's fine
-nevermind they will
-Athena represents all of us
10/10
So, uh, that's it! This was fun tbh, l might do this again with another moment from the Odyssey (maybe Naussica finding him or his step grandma realizing who he is) but let me know what you think :D
Uhhhh, have a nice day!
Just posted the final fic in the love's landscape series .... emotional
(At least I can work on my assignment now??)
Here it is!
Telemachus: Hey, is it just me or has it been night for like…way longer than normal?
Athena: Oh yeah, that’s on me. I just wanted to give your parents a little extra time for, you know ;)
Telemachus: ???
Athena: ;)
Meanwhile, ody and penny:
Post Gods Game
Ares loves his sister. They fight 99% of time just like every sibiling🤺🤺🤺 you csnnot tell me otherwise
Thunder, bring him through the wringer
Show him I'm the judgment call
The one who makes his kingdom fall
Lightning, wield him, use and yield him
Show him what l can't conceal For true nature will be revealed👹🎵🎤
Palpatine :
Orpheus:
Hades :
Persephone:
Thanatos and charon:
Everyone in the underworld when turns
back :
THIS! THIS IS THE PART THAT MADE ME CRY!
the royal family,,,
Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*
Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!
Odysseus: what?- no-
Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!
Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-
Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!
rough reunion animatic