When Two Toxic People Get Married the Food at the Reception Is Alway So Good.
Stop Asking Me to Find Your Prostate. If We're Married, It's Our Prostate.
One Time After Waking Up a Large Centipede Crawled Towards Me While I Was on the Toilet and I Did Not Vibe With That Shit AT ALL. But It Wasn’t That Bad Because That Was Only the Third Worst Bathroom Experience of My Life.
She Will Absolutely Fuck Your Dad if You Leave Her Alone with Him too Long