Been Watching So Much Anime That Every Once in a While I Have to Watch Real People or I Forget What They Look Like.
Posting Pictures of Your Face After Saying Something Extremely Repulsive and Incredibly Depraved Is Honestly So Brave and So Bold.
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any soft pink and yellow palettes? They're my favorite colors and I never see them around in pretty palettes
Sure thing!
I made one solid pink and another solid yellow just in case you wanted just one color with each one. I tried to find the softest shades without any of them being too bright or harsh but if you want me to pair them with more colors I can do that. Just let me know!
Stomachs Are Really Cool Because They Make Noise When They're Hungry Which Is Nice Because I Constantly Forget to Eat So It's Like an Alarm Clock Installed in Me.
One Time I Spent My Friend's Entire Birthday Petting Her Dog and Watching The Naked Gun Sat Between Her Mom and Dad, Who Happen to Be a Milf and Dilf Respectively, While the Other Girls Were All Swimming. When She Asked Why I Wasn't Swimming I Lied and Told Her I Was On My Period. It Was the Best Fuckin Birthday Party I've Ever Been To.
It's So Weird to Think That Some of Y'all Don't Watch a Movie or Videos When You Eat? What Do You Do, Just Eat in Silence? Alone With Your Thoughts? That's So Scary, Why Would You Do That?
If You're Transphobic I Suggest You Stop Following Me Immediately Because I Will Make This Blog Unsafe For You To Be On. This Is Not a Threat. This Is a Promise. Being Transphobic Is Nasty, Cleanse Yourself and Maybe You Can Come Back.
Nothing Prepared Me For the Knowledge That Chad Kroeger Helped Write "Hello Kitty" for His Wife At the Time, Avril Lavigne. There's Just Something So Weirdly Funny About the Fact That He Possibly Wrote the Lines:
Come, come, kitty, kitty You're so silly, silly
Like, Picture the Lead Singer of Nickelback Throwing Out Those Lines to Everyone. You Can't! That's How Weird It Is That It Possibly Happened.
One Time After Waking Up a Large Centipede Crawled Towards Me While I Was on the Toilet and I Did Not Vibe With That Shit AT ALL. But It Wasn’t That Bad Because That Was Only the Third Worst Bathroom Experience of My Life.
This is Definitely the Girl Avril Lavigne was Talking About in Sk8er Boi Who Said “See You L8er Boi” and Then Regretted it by the End of the Song
Yeah My Titties Are Out, What of It?
Damn, They’re Hot and Nice?
How All Toys Marketed Towards Girls Look
I Know You Have Gum, Rebecca, Now Give Me a Fuckin’ Piece!