Defiled

this is excruciating. if minthara said this about me i’d kill myself

Minthara - Lolth Sworn Paladin of Vengeance

hello yes i would like to report a murder

i have an idea

oh no

its nothing nevermind..

...i dont believe you

skeleton pasbta.. radiatore for the ribcage.. conchiglie for the skull.. elbow macaroni pelvis,, fusili arms and legs :(

no phalanges?

orzo

Good news

SPOOKY CREEPY PASTA MAN

I've waited years to draw this

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

i still think about how i made the first tweet and then like 2 months later (check the timestamps) by coincidence saw a completely separate near identical tweet circulating but with miniaturized wind up versions of them. all time best that has ever happened to me

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

tried scrying a dragapult and rayquaza too

HELP

💀💀💀💀💀